Fiancee and I stopped in Philadelphia on a road trip and decided to get some cheesesteaks

Her: It's chilly.

Me: No, it's Philly!

Her: groan

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When my dad had a minor heart attack...

My brother and I visited him at the Hospital. We talked for awhile about what happened. Apparently, he ate at one of the more popular food stands in our area that specializes in Pork Sandwiches, Philly Cheesesteaks, and other such greasy foods. He looked at us and said "you know, I should go back there and tell them that their food was so good, it gave me a heart attack!"

My father, ladies and gentlemen. Don't let shit get you down.

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