Sometimes my favorite cheese is provolone.

And sometimes it’s prov with someone else.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JasonInNJ
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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I knew a guy who named his guitar Provolone.

Whenever he played, he shredded cheese.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DurgalBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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Why did the cheese go to the bank?: To apply for a provolone...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/colinhd27
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2017
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My dad ordered a sandwich with provolone cheese.

He said he felt bad that the prov was alone...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jelect
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2014
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What do you call lonely cheese?

Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LadyBeard27
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Pizza Cheese

My friend just told me that pizza restaurants’ mozzarella is actually blended with provolone to make it more affordable and my only response was

β€œThey cut the cheese?!”

And I’ve been laughing hysterically at my own joke for 10 minutes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/papermoonfortune
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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It’s my right to cheese

Don't be blue, this will be over soon. I don't typically share my political views online, but I am very PROvolone. I think every manchego has a right to choose. Some people may think I am a muenster for this. I am not just some liberal Monterey Jack. If you Havarti another point of view, it's a gouda idea to share it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LunOverdose
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2020
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I caught my son eating some of my fancy cheese.

I said, "Leave my provolone alone."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEJoll
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What kind of cheese does someone who's constantly alone like to eat the most?

Pro-of-alone (Provolone)

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What do you call a alone Piece of cheese?

Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daddyboi76
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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What type of cheese is the loneliest?

Provolone. Made it up. What cheese gets to go to heaven?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/baconwrappedarm
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2018
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a really bad joke

My name is Brie and I have and addiction to cheese. It’s pretty grate. I thought I would be okay. But now I know I can’t deal with it it on my provolone. My addiction isn’t cheesy I promise.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Scrjejeheheebbe
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I'm driving through Utah by myself...

So I guess I'm PROVOLONE

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lt_Planet
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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I'm single because my jokes are cheesy.

I guess you could call me the provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlastaSaurizard
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2019
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What did the man say when he was getting his cheese stolen?

"Leave my Provolone"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ram3nbar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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Wanted to make an extra cheesy Valentine for my SO who hates commercial holidays but loves puns.

"I camembert if I’ve told you today, but just in queso I haven’t, you're looking sharp! I havarti accepted you stilton love β€œcheesy” holidays, but ricotta think things can only get feta with a little roman(ce)o. It colby just me, but I swiss you very much when we’re apart. It’s cheddar when we’re together because then I don’t feel provolone. I think we go gouda together, and I want to grow mold with you. Wheel you brie my valentine?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/acertaingestault
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2016
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Brainstorming food/movie theme nights. It es-kale-lated quickly. Only thing in my Bumble profile now.

When Harry Met Salad

What About Ke-Bob

Cumin to America

Weekend at Bearneaise II

Steakin I, II, & III

A Few Good Salmon

You’ve Got Kale

Shawshank Re-Dim Sum

Romancing the Scone

An Γ‰clair to Remember

Roman Hollandaise

Glazed and Confused

Bill & Ted’s Eggcellent Adventure

The Evil Bread

Kiss Kiss Bang Bang Shrimp

Fondue the Right Thing

Ribeyes Wide Shut

Mignons

Plante of the Grapes

Spider Manchu

Sushis All That

A Wok to Remember

Marsala-la Land

Apocalypse Cow

Die Chard

Die Chard with a Vinaigrette

Hogan’s Gyros

The Sand Latkes

A League of their Macaroni

Revenge of the Curds

Rush S’More

Braising Arizona

Demolition Ham

10 Things I hate About Ewe

Saladin

Oliver and Com-penne

Dirty Rotten Chanterelles

Sex and the Satay

The Truth About Cats & Hotdogs

Morella Enchanted

Provolone Together

Clear and Pheasant Danger

The Big Chili

LΓ©mon: The Professional

Ava-Tartare

Hocous Pocous

High Fi-Deli Meat

Madagascargot

The Fifth Elementos

Muensters Inc.

There’s Something About Rosemary

I Am Ham

Quiche Lorraine Man

Barley & Me

Lentil Giants

Peggy SoufflΓ© Got Married

Face Stroganoff

Con GruyΓ©re

Fast Times at Porridgemont High

Bok Choys in the Hood

Papillonion

Requinoa for a Dream

Serial Cardamom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kat_fogg
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2019
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What do you call single cheese?

Provolonely

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πŸ‘€︎ u/d4hm3r
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2017
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What did one cheese say to the other?

I'm not cheddar, jack. Leave me provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RezorTEclipez
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Something a bit cheesy

As I stare at the cheese aisle, I'm trying to decide what looks Gouda for my Munster appetiteβ€” each cheese goating me to choose it. The truth is, I don't know Jack about cheese selection. But then I realize I Havarti made my choice. I'll go with cheddar, because it has Provolone-standing favorite of mine. Now I better stop this Brie-fore it gets too cheesy.

True storyβ€”happened today. Hardy har harlsberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CleverWordPlay
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2012
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I need help coming up with some cheese puns

I can’t do this on my provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Re-Zolve
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
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What is the loneliest cheese?

Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/callmefinny
πŸ“…︎ Oct 16 2020
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My cheese is great at being lonely...

It's Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/linkhandford
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2020
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What is the world’s loneliest cheese?

provolone

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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2019
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What do you call lonely cheese?

Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cochini123
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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What do you call cheese that's all by itself?

Provolone

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πŸ‘€︎ u/c00lhwipluke
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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What is the loneliest type of cheese?

Provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/robyrob78
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2017
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What do you call cheese by itself?

Provolone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Versacepoop
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2014
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