Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?
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︎ Feb 05 2021
How much do dumplings weigh?
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︎ May 30 2020
I don't know whether dumpling-shaped pasta made of potato flour exists, but I'll believe it when I see it.
You can say I'm agnocchic.
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︎ Jan 01 2021
I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.
I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.
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︎ Nov 29 2020
Never say no to dumplings.
They feel bad. They also have fillings inside.
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︎ Dec 27 2020
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
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︎ Dec 01 2020
My friend invited me over for dumplings this weekend.
I told her donβt worry about it, I know itβs a lot of wok.
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︎ Oct 20 2020
I tried to substitute eggroll skins instead of the usual for my fried Chinese dumplings. They tasted the same, but came out rectangular.
I guess it's back to square won.
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︎ Sep 26 2020
A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.
He's been charged with wonton destruction.
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︎ Aug 18 2020
I came second in a dumpling eating contest...
...you dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ May 30 2020
I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?
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︎ Apr 23 2020
In interest of my health, I've stopped putting sauce on my potato dumplings.
I'm eating my gnocchi bare.
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︎ Apr 20 2020
A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.
Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.
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︎ Oct 28 2019
Dumplings are...
Midgets who donβt want to date you anymore
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︎ Oct 09 2019
I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.
You dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ Feb 11 2019
I dropped my Chinese dumpling on the floor, but I am not mad
You know what they say: You dim sum, you lose some.
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︎ Jan 10 2019
How heavy was the world's biggest dumpling?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Someone went into our local Chinese shop, threw a whole tray of dumplings onto the ground, and stomped all over them.
It was an act of wonton destruction
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︎ May 20 2018
What do you call a 2000 lb Asian dumpling?
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︎ Apr 26 2017
Just came back from Italy where I offered my wife some pasta and potato dumplings...
... She said they looked gross, but I said don't gnocchi until you've tried it.
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︎ Apr 25 2017
How much do dumplings weigh?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
How much does a dumpling weigh?
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︎ May 31 2020
How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?
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︎ Feb 05 2020
How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh?
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︎ Aug 15 2019
How much does a dumpling weigh?
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︎ Jun 08 2019
How much do Chinese dumplings weigh?
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︎ Nov 29 2017
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