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πŸ‘€︎ u/bitchyswiftie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2020
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Why do they call them wontons?

I mean, they only weigh like an ounce.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mortalfloater
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2020
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My family and I got wonton soup but we needed one more,

so now we have twoton soup.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/s1ncha
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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So a sensei or β€˜teacher’ at a martial arts school brings a bowl of crispy wontons to class.

He sets it on a plinth and tells the students they’re free to take a couple after class is over. Halfway through teaching the senpai or sensei’s assistant approaches and tells him he has an important phone call. He tells the class to find a partner and practice. He comes back fifteen minutes later and the plinth is knocked over, the bowl is in pieces and the wontons crushed and scattered about. He is dismayed that his students would engage in such sensei-less wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Igrotzny
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2019
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Today, at lunch, my wife almost threw out her leftover wonton soup.

I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oriehd
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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Wonton soup

Should weigh 2000lbs.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2019
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I went for chinese food the other day, they got my order wrong and forgot my dumplings, but I got extra wontons for free.

You dim sum, you lose some.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elSnorkden
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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I ordered wonton soup

Hey hungry, it’s dad you wanna eat? I cant finish 1 ton of soup by myself...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TigerMeowth
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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How much does wonton soup weigh? One ton, but I don't know anyone that'd wantonly order it.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/marcuccione
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2017
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While looking through a cookbook I spotted a recipe for Wonton Soup...

I remarked that I thought it would be a nice thing to make one day to which my Dad piped in with,

"Is that the one with the questionable morals?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/littlelondonboy
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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What do you call 1000kg of Chinese soup?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_3bi_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2021
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A Chinese restaurant got vandalized

It was an act of wonton destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
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Did you hear about the potsticker that went on a murder rampage?

It was an act of wonton violence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2021
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I was peacefully eating my Chinese soup, until a guy came out of nowhere and flipped the bowl, spilling my soup everywhere and ruining my meal.

This was an act of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThePainTra1n96
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
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A man was recently charged with vandalizing a chinese restaurant

Police say it was a case of wonton destruction

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Feral1991
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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Did you hear the one about a guy who threw a pork dumpling at his friend for no reason?

It was a wanton wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eat-rainbows
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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I had to reprimand my son for cutting up his dumplings at the Chinese restaurant last night.

I can't condone such wonton acts of destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mkrjoe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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I found myself bereft at the chaos that run through the winding streets of China town. The horror

The wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommyW-Unofficial
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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Did you hear about Chinese restaurant that blew up?

Scenes of wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JEZTURNER
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2020
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How do you pronounce β‚©2000 in English?

A Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tsaot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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A guy just went crazy at my local dumpling house and destroyed the place.

He's been charged with wonton destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2020
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Dad joked by my toddler....a proud day

Wife made asian food for dinner last night, Tofu/Rice/Veggies/Chicken Wontons.

Toddler is killing the wontons and we teach him how to say "wonton" so he can ask for more correctly.

As he's stuffing another piece into his mouth I ask him "hey bubba, do you like wontons?"

To which my son replies, "No..like twotons"

My son's first joke and it's a dad joke...i'm just so proud lol....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jaheiner
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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How much does a Chinese elephant weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaboose-4-2-0-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2020
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I made the world's largest dumpling. Guess how much it weighs?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/beef_fried_rice
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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A Chinese restaurant is pillaged...

It was wonton vandalism.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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What’s the heaviest food in the world?

Wonton soup

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philb087
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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A Chinese restaurant in the neighborhood had to shut down because of high levels of arsenic in their dumplings.

Such wonton disregard for public health, I tell you.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluewhiskers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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I Love Chinese Food.

Wontonly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naitraen
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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Soup

Me and my friend were eating in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered some Wonton soup. When the soup was served, my friend took one spoon of the soup and said: It's too heavy for me. Like, ya know, wonton isn't that light.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kniskiukas
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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The best oriental dad pun.

My dad was born in Japan. We're an average looking white family. My dad says he doesn't look Asian because when he crossed the ocean he became disoriented.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cooterholland
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2015
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I ordered about 2000 lbs of delicious Chinese soup

It was wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chateau512
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...

They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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How much does a wonton soup weigh?

2,000 pounds!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigtalltree
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2015
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How much does a dumpling weigh?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Trivia
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2021
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datolite7
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2020
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How much do dumplings weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BakaSandwich
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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A Chinese restaurant was recently destroyed in the riots.

It was wonton destruction.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2020
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How much does a dumpling weigh?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/insult_king
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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How much does the average Chinese appetizer weigh?

Wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wilkc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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How much does a Chinese dumpling weigh ?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
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What is the heaviest food?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koisdu
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2018
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How much does Chinese food weigh?

About wonton.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/exoxe
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2015
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How much does the world's heaviest dumpling weigh?

"Wonton"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NYC_Dweller
πŸ“…︎ Aug 15 2019
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How heavy is the chinese elephant?

Wonton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bluetube180
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2018
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How heavy is the chinese elephant?

Wonton

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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