Wonton Soup Puns

so now we have twoton soup.

I immediately stopped her and asked for a to go container. I won’t stand by and allow acts of wonton destruction.

Should weigh 2000lbs.

Hey hungry, it’s dad you wanna eat? I cant finish 1 ton of soup by myself...

I remarked that I thought it would be a nice thing to make one day to which my Dad piped in with,

"Is that the one with the questionable morals?"

Me and my friend were eating in a Chinese restaurant and we ordered some Wonton soup. When the soup was served, my friend took one spoon of the soup and said: It's too heavy for me. Like, ya know, wonton isn't that light.

Our very hot Wonton soup was served to us and we both recoiled at the first sip because it nearly burned our mouths.

Gf: This soup is really hot.

Me ::wicked smile:: Would you say it was Soup-er hot?

Groans were had and for the fifty millionth time, she threatened to leave me with a smile on her face.

The wonton soup.

My wife asked me to get her some soup at the buffet but there were no dumplings for the soup. I apologized for returning without the soup knowing that it, "left her wonton".

I walk down to the kitchen while my dad is microwaving some soup for lunch.

He says to me "This soup is heavy." I say "What?" "My soup, it's heavy!" "Why?" I said "It's Wonton soup."

And then I put my head in my hands as I walk away while he laughs.

Me: "I'll have a wonton soup please." Dad to waitress: " Wonton? That seems pretty heavy you think you can carry that out here? Brother: "And I'll have a wonton also." Dad: "Two tons? Wow."

2,000 pounds!

Wonton