Italian Bread Puns

I mean, you remember him, but he Foccacia

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

But I ran out of Alfre-dough.

and if you leave a small horse in the sun, you tan-a-pony

I always order a Spicy Italian on Herb and Cheese bread. It's so much better than rural cheese.

I was at dinner with my family at an Italian restaurant and the waitress said, "Here is some extra virgin olive oil for your bread." And then my dad said, "can I get something with a little more experience?" My dad's thick accent did not help, the poor girl couldn't tell it was a joke

Customer points to the front label of a loaf of Italian bread and says "I can't read this, what does it say?"

I respond "It says 'Made from scratch'"

Customers says "I thought it was supposed to be made from flour!"