You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?

Al-fraid-oh pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05
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What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?

You'll always be spaetzle to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tca_ky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22
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What do you get when throw noodles in a jacuzzi?

Spa-ghetti

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BULbyCharTOle
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zayd-da-awesome
πŸ“…︎ Jul 13
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Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoPotato69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-PASTA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feltonpbeaver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16
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What do you call fake noodles

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iron81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29
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Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?

He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 23
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

(First post here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeraoraKing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psych-Demon
πŸ“…︎ May 11
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Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?

It drove pasta stop sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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How do you tell if noodles are old?

If they’re pasta expiration date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16
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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03
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You know why the call them "noodles"?

Because they're not wearing any clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekajrepus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13
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That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing

It's so pho-king good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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You get 4 in a pack, well played Pot Noodle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteHalfling
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10
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What do you call hastily done noodles at the last minute?

Cramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15
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Are you eating the noodles with chopsticks?

No, just the noodles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kajo08
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19
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A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kubricks_cube
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?

Rawmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhWowImBoned
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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My friend has been having the hardest time getting pool noodles air frieighted in. Last night, he said he's going to have them sent on a container ship...

I said, "whatever boats your float."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2019
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My daughter was carrying in the groceries and dropped all our boxes of noodles...

Now they're al dente.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheMasonX
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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What happened when the noodle died?

It pasta away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nx_shovel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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A woman was arrested for eating Ramen noodles with chopsticks while driving...

They took her license away because of her wonton disregard for the safety of others. Now she'll have to wok everywhere.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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What's the heaviest noodles?

Wanton noodles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/frostphate
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2019
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Stopped for some noodles and needed to finish some work. Was no disappointed.
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πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2019
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My son and I went to a new Vietnamese restaurant that offers herbed potato sticks served with a bowl of noodle soup. When they brought our order, I said…

"Look, thyme fries when you’re having pho!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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Which type of noodles did the nondrinker eat?

Soba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lucas1607
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?

A Pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philly_farmer_tan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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What’s a spaghetti noodles favorite movie?

Mission ImPASTAble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2019
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I was showing my daughter how to cook noodles

I turned on the water and started to jog in place. She said, "dad, you are not even running!"

"But, the water is." I said

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πŸ‘€︎ u/splinterhood
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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After trying to change my password to "noodle" my computer had a beef with me.

Apparently my password wasn't stroganoff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PiLord314
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

A Mockaroni!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dish_Dash
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2019
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What is a noodles favorite dance move?

A rigaturni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wunderbrread
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Please God, let me have some Japanese noodles.

Ramen.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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What do you call an irrational fear of Vietnamese noodles?

A Phởbia.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chamberlyne
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2018
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The noodles that rented out my rental house were no problem at all.

I guess you could say they were low mein tentants.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Danielaurence
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2019
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What do you calll a noodle in a bowl of spaghetti?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlueslimeG10
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2019
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If you have the right noodles...

Anything is pastable

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Garz_illa
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What’s a spaghetti noodle’s favorite movie?

Mission ImPASTAible

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LazyGuyE
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2019
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How do you call some fake noodles?

an im-pasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/x3AFK
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2019
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Dear God, thank you for these noodles

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maz-o
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2018
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A pot of noodle dough soup boiled over at the local Chinese restaurant and the place burned to the ground.

The insurance company determined it was a case of wonton negligence.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2019
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My dish at the Italian restaurant was made with fake noodles.

I shouldn't have ordered the impasta.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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Dear Jesus, thank you for these noodles... ramen
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πŸ‘€︎ u/EmporerEraser
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle??

An Impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hattiesburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28
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What do you call a fake noodle ?

Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lone-wolf124775
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SmilioTM
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xtrasour37
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An IMPASTA

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LilPaycheck69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/420_coolguy_69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

A impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/v_i_k_i
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hood-30535
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RacismIsForBlacks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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What do you call a Fake Noodle

🍝An Impasta! 🍝

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DigimonFan120
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenzick
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Roosters_Indy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wteyart
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Single_gay_mom
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tautvydas69
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Teton101
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

an impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Get_Swazzed
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrcarlita
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/puggoamber
πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JAS_GRIPEN2
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/inappropriate420
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/123cats-
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MeHaveZeroFriends
πŸ“…︎ Jan 23 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GSOxReptile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle? A impasta
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PugglesJnr
πŸ“…︎ Jun 15 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/spidermansushi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/farhantsb
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JakeIsntGayLol
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?...

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haydenmarshall06
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealBillyMemes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

πŸ‘︎ 9
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fructose_Father_
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_Sheev
πŸ“…︎ Sep 30 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Obimark
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Willy_Stregle171
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2018
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An IMPASTA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The1WhiteBishop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corndiddy
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2018
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