Danger Noodle pun *hisssss* π
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︎ Aug 27 2020
What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?
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︎ May 27 2021
Noodle arms > Buff arms
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︎ Apr 17 2021
Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?
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︎ May 06 2021
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ May 09 2021
Dear God, thank you for these noodles.
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?
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︎ May 01 2021
What do you call recently made noodles
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︎ Feb 19 2021
One to make you scratch your pool noodle
Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.
Lifeguard: What ya got there?
Me: Hummus
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︎ Jan 09 2021
What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
What do you call a noodle that doesnβt drink?
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︎ Jan 22 2021
What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?
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︎ Dec 31 2020
What's the opposite of noodles?
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︎ Nov 06 2020
Why were the noodle strands running around?
They were looking for the impasta
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?
You'll always be spaetzle to me!
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?
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︎ Sep 08 2020
You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?
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︎ Aug 05 2020
Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?
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︎ Dec 30 2019
Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.
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︎ Jul 09 2020
I had a job making spaghetti noodles...
but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.
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︎ Jan 13 2020
My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.
You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!
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︎ May 11 2020
How do you tell if noodles are old?
If theyβre pasta expiration date.
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︎ Mar 16 2020
Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?
He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini
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︎ May 23 2020
What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?
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︎ Aug 28 2019
I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup
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︎ Apr 03 2020
You get 4 in a pack, well played Pot Noodle!
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︎ Jan 10 2020
A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...
Damages are estimated at $4.81 !
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︎ Nov 21 2019
You know why the call them "noodles"?
Because they're not wearing any clothes.
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︎ Mar 25 2020
That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing
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︎ Feb 12 2020
What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?
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︎ Jul 28 2017
What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?
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︎ Aug 08 2019
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ May 05 2021
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Apr 02 2021
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Nov 03 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Sep 19 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Oct 31 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Mar 28 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Sep 03 2020
What do you call a fake noodle
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︎ Aug 13 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
An Impasta
(First post here)
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︎ Jan 03 2020
What do you call a fake noodle??
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︎ Jun 25 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Mar 05 2020
What do you call a fake noodle ?
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︎ Jun 02 2020
What do you call fake noodles
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︎ Apr 29 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Apr 21 2020
What do you call a fake noodle?
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︎ Jun 16 2020
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