Danger Noodle pun *hisssss* 🐍
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DesDesign11
πŸ“…︎ Aug 27 2020
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What font do they use for the letter noodles in Alphabet Soup?

Times New Ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaleoGamer
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2021
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Noodle arms > Buff arms
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tr3sh_B3g
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2021
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Why don't cannibals ever cook noodles?

They prefer raw men.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jfshay
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2021
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remo1975
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2021
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Dear God, thank you for these noodles.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Benstrosity
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you give an abusive pasta chef who always serves wet noodles?

A re-straining order.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CMoy1980
πŸ“…︎ May 01 2021
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What do you call recently made noodles

New-dels!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagerisgood11
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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One to make you scratch your pool noodle

Me: I think I'll take a dip in the pool.

Lifeguard: What ya got there?

Me: Hummus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joel_sopp
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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What crime fighting duo hangs out at the noodle shop?

Batman and Ramen

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ichimanben
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2021
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What do you call a noodle that doesn’t drink?

Soba

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icifeyebois
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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What do you call a noodle you pay for sex?

A pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bob0212
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What's the opposite of noodles?

Dressed L's.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toastender
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Why were the noodle strands running around?

They were looking for the impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/abhilashmurthy
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2020
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What did the man say to the sad German egg noodle?

You'll always be spaetzle to me!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tca_ky
πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What do you call the European king who became a noodle chef?

Chowlemein

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Frenes
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2020
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You meet a man who has a phobia of noodles. What is he?

Al-fraid-oh pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2020
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Why did the noodle get a driving ticket?

It drove pasta stop sign

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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Thank you God for providing me and my family with these instant noodles for supper.

Ramen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiscoPotato69
πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2020
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I had a job making spaghetti noodles...

but I was fired. They said I had limited PASTA-bilities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/youtellmebob
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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My sister bet me a thousand dollars that I could not build a car out of noodles.

You should have seen the look on her face as I drove pasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Psych-Demon
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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How do you tell if noodles are old?

If they’re pasta expiration date.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hephsters
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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Did you hear about the artist that has been drawing very small, colorful noodles?

He drew an itsy, bitsy, teeny-weeny, yellow, polka dot linguini

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DanGlerrBOY89
πŸ“…︎ May 23 2020
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What do you call someone who sells noodles for money?

A pasta-tute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kubricks_cube
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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I bet my wife I could form a full sentence out of the noodles in my alphabet soup

Man did I eat my words

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaltzWithPotatos
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2020
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You get 4 in a pack, well played Pot Noodle!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CuteHalfling
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2020
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A Ramen Noodle truck overturned on the freeway today, spilling all its contents out onto the road...

Damages are estimated at $4.81 !

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Talon184
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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You know why the call them "noodles"?

Because they're not wearing any clothes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ekajrepus
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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That Vietnamese noodle house is really amazing

It's so pho-king good

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gssn-nospace
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do you call a noodle standing on a corner?

A Pastatute

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philly_farmer_tan
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2017
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What's a cannibals favorite kind of noodle?

Rawmen.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhWowImBoned
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2019
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BackgroundCow8631
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scottaneave
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2021
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quantity_Weary
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Indoorsman101
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Im-pasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RSGaming0416
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SkumbagKira
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeletedForSpamm
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mxrxx_ag
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bikesh-baniya
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An Impasta

(First post here)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZeraoraKing
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle??

An Impasta!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hattiesburg
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lone-wolf124775
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle ?

Impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2020
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What do you call fake noodles

An impasta

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iron81
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An impasta

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2020
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What do you call a fake noodle?

An im-PASTA!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/feltonpbeaver
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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