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Bean Puns

A list of puns related to "Bean"

Bean puns, my favorite
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👤︎ u/TheRealNightTerror
📅︎ Apr 16 2021
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Why shouldn't you put more than 239 beans in a soup?

Because adding just one more would make it too farty. Straight from my 7 year old daughter.

Edit: Thank you so much for the awards and upvotes. I showed my daughter how many people saw and appreciated her humor and she's extatic. I know she probably didn't come up with the joke herself but this was one of the first times she really got me with a good one and I thought I'd share it with some fellow dads and others.

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👤︎ u/oak05
📅︎ Apr 13 2021
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A couple of coffee beans were having a comedy show, just between friends...

It was a light roast!

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👤︎ u/cameForTheGum
📅︎ May 04 2021
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Someone offered me a bowl of beans.

I think I’ll pass.

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👤︎ u/SlickHeadSinger
📅︎ May 24 2021
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Pint o Beans
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👤︎ u/ReddicaPolitician
📅︎ Mar 24 2021
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Lightening never strikes coffee beans

Unless they are ground

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👤︎ u/pathrado
📅︎ May 15 2021
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My buddy said he's been living on tins of baked beans all month.

That can't be good for his back.

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👤︎ u/incredibleinkpen
📅︎ May 06 2021
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Why did the man put his glasses in a can of beans?

To get Heinzsight.

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👤︎ u/TheDukeOfSpiffing
📅︎ Mar 19 2021
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Why do the Irish always put 239 beans in their soup?

Because anymore would be too farty.

Happy St. Paddy's Day!

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👤︎ u/hallsguide
📅︎ Mar 16 2021
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I made this She's got of lumps and bumps but I'm overall happy she's finnished kings, queens, and non-binary beans I present to you, my Les-bee-ian 😂🐝❤️🧡🤍💗
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👤︎ u/xxCandy_floofxx
📅︎ Mar 21 2021
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How did the father coffee bean punish his son when he did something wrong?

By grounding him

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👤︎ u/LesionIsMyDaddy
📅︎ Mar 29 2021
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Jack: How’s it going? Beans: Pretty good

Jack and the beans talk

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👤︎ u/jnr_jinx
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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This morning I had fried eggs, fried bread, fried potatoes and refried beans....

Happy Fry-day.

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👤︎ u/VERBERD
📅︎ Apr 02 2021
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What happened to the Baked Beans that went around Australia?

They ended up in Cairns!

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👤︎ u/Extra_Astronomer8242
📅︎ Mar 18 2021
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They're finally spilling the beans
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👤︎ u/liamo000
📅︎ Jan 27 2021
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If the process of decaffeinating coffee beans means being doused in formaldehyde...

Does that make them Coffinated?

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👤︎ u/beardwithablog
📅︎ Jan 24 2021
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I killed an entire container of garbanzo bean spread.

It was hummuside.

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👤︎ u/imtherealmellowone
📅︎ Feb 20 2021
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What is a straight guy’s favorite kind of beans?

Lesbeans

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👤︎ u/cheesenbooty
📅︎ Feb 21 2021
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its all beans????
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👤︎ u/cheesydoritoschips
📅︎ Jul 20 2020
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What's the best tool for grinding beans for iced coffee?

A brrrrr grinder

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👤︎ u/copy_run_start
📅︎ Feb 01 2021
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What is the difference of a dog and a can of baked beans?

Well you see, the resemblance is un-canny.

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👤︎ u/Backthrasher
📅︎ Jan 29 2021
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Mr. Bean said it best

when he said...

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👤︎ u/teeim
📅︎ Dec 28 2020
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Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
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👤︎ u/DutchHeIs
📅︎ Oct 06 2020
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Why was the bean upset with his partner's gift to him?

She gave him her peas.

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👤︎ u/kevographic
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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2 female beans are in love.

Lesbeans.

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👤︎ u/niiigggaaa
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Always has bean.
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👤︎ u/Asif366
📅︎ Oct 18 2020
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Wait, its all beans?
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👤︎ u/funky555
📅︎ Aug 04 2020
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I just spilt baked beans everywhere.

In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea

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👤︎ u/Salt_E_Plum
📅︎ Nov 26 2020
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Why did the Irishman make beans with 239 beans?

Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)

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👤︎ u/frijolita_bonita
📅︎ Nov 15 2020
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What kind of beans do cannibals eat?

Human beans.

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👤︎ u/Rpdaca
📅︎ Aug 31 2020
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“There’s Bean an Accident” — Tee Shirt I Designed
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👤︎ u/magicswitchboard
📅︎ Aug 30 2020
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Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.

That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.

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👤︎ u/Cryingcactuso
📅︎ Sep 12 2020
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Why does my son grow like a bean?

Because he edamame.

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👤︎ u/SirFrankPork
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Black Beans Matter
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👤︎ u/David_Jonathan0
📅︎ Jul 16 2020
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what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?

The creature from the black legume!

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👤︎ u/psychodelicasies
📅︎ Oct 13 2020
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Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?

Any more and it would be two farty...

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👤︎ u/marty___mcfly
📅︎ Mar 08 2020
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Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?

We believe they're holy frijoles!

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👤︎ u/doublegoldendragon
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Always has bean
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👤︎ u/--no-u-
📅︎ Jul 13 2020
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Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.

Jack and the Bean stalk.

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👤︎ u/porichoygupto
📅︎ Oct 24 2020
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If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?

Jim Beans

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👤︎ u/zombieboy97k
📅︎ Oct 12 2020
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Making beans

My grandfather used to say when making baked beans you need to use exactly 239. Anymore and they would be too farty

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👤︎ u/undeleted-error_76
📅︎ Sep 10 2020
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How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?

239.

Because one more would be too farty.

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👤︎ u/Crash_86
📅︎ Aug 25 2020
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