Jack: Howβs it going? Beans: Pretty good
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Mr. Bean said it best
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︎ Dec 28 2020
2 female beans are in love.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face.
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︎ Nov 19 2020
Okay guys. Who spilled the bean?
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︎ Oct 06 2020
I just spilt baked beans everywhere.
In Heinz-sight, that was a bad idea
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︎ Nov 26 2020
What did the black bean say to the white bean?
"Hey dude, how've you bean?"
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︎ Nov 08 2020
its all beans????
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︎ Jul 20 2020
Always has bean.
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︎ Oct 18 2020
Why does my son grow like a bean?
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︎ Nov 27 2020
Why did the Irishman make beans with 239 beans?
Cause 1 more would be 240 (read in an Irish accent, sounds like too farty)
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︎ Nov 15 2020
How many beans do you need to make the perfect bean soup?
239.
Because one more would be too farty.
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︎ Aug 25 2020
what do you get when you cross a swamp monster with a bean?
The creature from the black legume!
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︎ Oct 13 2020
What kind of beans do cannibals eat?
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︎ Aug 31 2020
Wait, its all beans?
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︎ Aug 04 2020
Cops should feed beans on very tiny plates to the suspects they're interrogating.
That way they're always gonna end up spilling the beans.
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︎ Sep 12 2020
Our two buddies Bean and Jack was arrested yesterday for harassing women.
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︎ Oct 24 2020
βThereβs Bean an Accidentβ β Tee Shirt I Designed
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︎ Aug 30 2020
If coffee comes from coffee beans, where does alcohol come from?
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︎ Oct 12 2020
Black Beans Matter
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︎ Jul 16 2020
Is anyone interested in my religion that worships pinto beans?
We believe they're holy frijoles!
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︎ Aug 08 2020
Making beans
My grandfather used to say when making baked beans you need to use exactly 239. Anymore and they would be too farty
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︎ Sep 10 2020
Why didn't the pharaoh eat beans?
Because then he'd be Tootin'-khamun
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︎ Sep 21 2020
Always has bean
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︎ Jul 13 2020
Why did the Scotsman only eat 239 beans?
Because if he had one more heβd be (Scottish accent) two farty.
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︎ Jul 31 2020
Someone told me to spill the beans
I said not unless you're gonna clean it up
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︎ Aug 29 2020
What happened to the baked beans that took a trip around Australia?
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︎ Sep 04 2020
Did you know there are exactly 239 beans in Irish stew?
Any more and it would be two farty...
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Pirates of the carib bean
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︎ Jun 30 2020
It's bean long since I've heard a classic pun.
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︎ Jun 25 2020
Ivanka Trump: Whatβs the difference between a garbanzo bean and a chickpea?
Daddy never had a Garbanzo bean on his face.
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︎ Jul 25 2020
Today I gave my dad some French beans I had grown in my garden.
He asked if they needed to go into quarantine!
(UK just asked everyone coming in from France to observe 2 weeks quarantine)
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︎ Aug 15 2020
What is a bag of beans you can't eat?
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︎ Jul 05 2020
Which bean loves women the most?
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︎ Jul 22 2020
What is the friendliest bean in the world?
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︎ Jul 02 2020
Be there or bean square
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︎ Apr 05 2020
Coffee beans must have the lowest self-esteem...
Theyβre always getting roasted!
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︎ Apr 17 2020
My friend tried to ride his horse from Maine to the Southwestern United States for a type of bean but was hit by an older Ford...
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︎ Jun 09 2020
This morning, my wife was grinding coffee beans and suddenly said, βWeβre through.β
It was grounds for divorce.
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︎ Jun 06 2020
You need exactly 239 beans to make Irish soup because if you add one more it becomes too farty.
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︎ Oct 25 2019
Mr. Lima Bean
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︎ Nov 17 2019
God blessed my beans and meat
It's spirit-chilli ready to eat
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︎ May 18 2020
What do you get when you eat a peanut butter & baked bean sandwich?
A fart that sticks to the roof of your butt.
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︎ Apr 26 2020
bean.
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︎ Sep 06 2019
Bill, the weatherman: βTodayβs weather forecast will be two beans in a tomato, meat sauce.β
Anchor: Bill, what on earth are you talking about?
Bill: Itβll be a little chili.
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︎ Apr 16 2020
Whatβs the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean?
Iβve never had a garbanzo bean on my face
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︎ Nov 20 2020
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