Easier than stealing a bean from a beanie baby
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NeoMarethyu
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2019
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Beijing customs disallowed my alpaca beanie baby

They thought it was a dolly llama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gone4011s
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2018
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So my daughter was eating leftover baked beans for lunch, and she said really likes them...

I told she could be my Beanie Baby!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gladmaximus
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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My father, the comedian.

Joke 1:

My sister was talking with my dad about the show β€˜I Didn’t Know I Was Pregnant’ and she went onto ask β€œhow do you accidentally make a person?” And without missing a beat, my father looked her dead in the eye and replied with β€œI accidentally made three.” With the most serious face I’ve seen in my life.

Joke 2:

My sister, dad, and I were in Wal-Mart one day and in passing the toys, we found those circular beanie baby things with the big eyes. So, my ever impressive father grabs a special edition Chewbacca toy, pretend bites it as though it’s an apple, and says β€œHuh, this is a... Little Chewy!”

There’s more, considering he’s a Dad, but those two stand out the most to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theashtonjay
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2018
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