My wife asked if I would like to BBQ some brats for dinner. I said, β€œNo way, babe.”

β€œBrats are the wurst.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DestroyatronMk8
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2020
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My wife wants me to stop making brats and do chicken parm or something

I told her if she can't handle me at my wurst she doesn't deserve me at my breast

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πŸ‘€︎ u/twitchard
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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My son's a brat.

He's the worst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/philandy
πŸ“…︎ Aug 04 2019
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Every time I grill I get raked over the coals by my family. Apparently brat jokes are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wiseshanks
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2018
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We had brats for lunch today

They were the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/firestorm713
πŸ“…︎ Jan 06 2017
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While grilling I dropped a Brat on the ground...

It was a Wurst-case scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bilzar1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2015
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I hate sausages made in Germany.

They're just the Wurst...

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Wurst
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeoCurre2038
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2020
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Had a German sausage for the first time today,

It was the wurst.

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2021
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Yall my friends hate puns and i wanna make fun of their nicknames please help

Their nicknames are: Brat, Soap and tali

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Taakomakara
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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My younger brother is Russian.

He's such a little brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bbew_Mot
πŸ“…︎ Feb 04 2021
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Due to COVID-19, the German government is advising that people stock up on sausages and cheese.

They are preparing for a wurst kΓ€se scenario.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GamerFluff27
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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I'm developing a fear of German sausages

I fear the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/massattcker
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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People who rob jewelry stores and banks are pretty bad.

But people who rob bakeries really take the cake.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I am grilling tonight. I don't know how these sausages will turn out...

but I am expecting the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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I work at Johnsonville, lost a whole pallet of sausages yesterday - luckily I have a plan...

Time for the β€œwurst-case scenario”. Glad I brat that to your attention? Sorry, I know these jokes are played, you gotta take sausage jokes on a casing by casing basis. Ok I’ll stop now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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No sausage for me please ... I have a serious phobia!

I always fear the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BadPuppyZA
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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Used to date the rich daughter of a wealthy sausage tycoon.

That spoiled brat was the wurst!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrthatsthat
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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Does anyone actually enjoy jokes about German food?

I think they're the wurst..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cam_tripp14
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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I got food poisoning from a hotdog...

It was literally the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Big_Bag_Of_Nope
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2019
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My father has forced me to eat German sausages the entire year!

It has been the wurst year ever!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2018
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Why did the man hate Hot Dogs?

Because they are the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Thegod999
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2017
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On a hot summer day, a woman has a hankering for a hot dog. She walks to the nearest hot dog stand and gets in line. Looking up to the front of the queue, she sees an elderly gentleman ordering a bratwurst...

He picks up the ketchup bottle, glances at it and gives a hearty chuckle before slathering his brat in ketchup.

Puzzled, the woman watches as the next customer, a young girl, walks up to order her hot dog.

As she takes the container of relish, she bursts into a fit of giggles and walks off with her food, still laughing merrily.

A middle-aged man steps up next. Shoveling sauerkraut onto his hot dog, he laughs uproariously and walks away grinning.

When she reaches the front of the line, the woman asks the hot dog vendor,

β€œExcuse me, sir, but why does everyone laugh when they get their hot dogs?”

β€œIt’s simple, ma’am.” he says, handing her a piping-hot sausage. β€œI’m surprised you haven’t discovered for yourself.”

Glancing at the mustard, the woman lets loose a peal of laughter.

β€œYa see, ma’am? The real_joke’s always in the condiments!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Some kids are the wurst...

...so we call them brats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gonzofish
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2019
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According to Freud, what comes between fear and sex?

FΓΌnf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/adruven
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2014
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My wife and I decided to adopt a kid from Germany but all he would talk about is sausages...

What a brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I ate some sausages last night for dinner.

They were just the Wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/heyitsryan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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The pig mascot of the local college's male social organization died, so they decided to sell its meat...

They called them Frat Brats.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2019
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Germans make the wurst sausages.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Randomosaur
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2014
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A few Americans got sick after they couldn’t hold their liquor in Germany...

One in the group could be heard saying β€œman, Oktoberfest really brat out the wurst in us!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/karmatin
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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What do you call a rodent that refuses to be used for scientific purposes?

A lab brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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What do you call a douchebag "loaf"?

A brat

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rettalic
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2019
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Bought these expensive sausages, and my ungrateful kids won't eat them because, in their words, "they're past the expiration date".

Friggin' spoiled brats

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ganders81
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2017
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My best friend's un-funny wife dad-joked us...

My wife was texting her inviting them over and said, "We will be grilling brats if you guys want some!"

She responded with, "No thanks, we generally try not to eat kids, regardless of their attitude."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAmAnOutsider
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2016
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The perfect storm.

I was being a brat, so my step-dad said

"I think he's on his period."

I reply

"no, I'm actually on my comma."

To which my mom chimes in

"I'm so confused..."

Moment of silence... My step dad looks at her...

"hi very confused. I'm dad."

Many fistbumps between him and me.

(sorry for formatting, on mobile.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alftrazign
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2018
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Why didn't the Hot Dog get along with the Cheddarwurst?

He thought he was a Brat.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeremyfranko
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2018
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What do you call it when a kosher sausage comes of age?

A Brat Mitzvah

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_fernweh_
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2017
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Just pulled this on my friend

Him: Does anyone want to split a brat with me?

Me: nah, Brats are the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tuck190
πŸ“…︎ Jul 07 2014
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I hate jokes about german sausages.

They're the wurst.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtlantaBoyz
πŸ“…︎ Aug 13 2019
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Sausage jokes. They're the wurst, aren't they?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HumanTorch23
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Sausage puns are the wurst.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zaqzorn
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2018
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I'm beginning to develop a fear of german sausages

I think it's for the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Memevape420
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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I hate German sausages

They're the wurst

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Darth7urtle
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2017
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