Chess-nuts boasting in an open foyer.
As they hit me, I thought, βthatβs not gneiss.β
Well, they're all so edgy!
A root of squares.
Alien versus Redditor.
For instance, Kang the Conqueror is a fictional supervillain appearing in American comic books published by Marvel Comics. In 2009, Kang was ranked as IGN's 65th Greatest Comic Book Villain of All Time
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In the Simpsons , Kang is a Rigellian from Rigel 7. He and his sister Kodos continuously try to take over Earth and are usually seen attacking Springfield. Kang and Kodos have a lot of space weaponry at hand and have their own spaceship. They speak the Rigellian language, which, by coincidence, is identical to English. Although they look identical, Kang has a deeper voice than Kodos.
I guess you could say Skippy is a Kang Guru...
He is now Dr.Awkward.
What kind of car would an anime little sister drive? A Nii-san.
Because they program
That's my IP address!
I guess I was 2Β² to ask her out
Too
No Whey, Jose!
Guber
The Comma Sutra.
3 guys are in a boat with 4 cigarettes but no way to light them. What do they do?
Throw 1 cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.
I don't know, something just possessed me to do so.
Me: January is almost done. Then it will be February.
My girl: Yeah! Then I can finally be eight.
Me: Yes, but the correct form of the verb would be "eaten."
you can just wait for the SQL.
A date
Once, I asked a monster what his favourite file compression format was. He said "RAR!"
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer.
My friend's Dad laid this on me. Thought it'd be perfect here!
Son: "Dad, I having trouble solving problems about solubility. Can you help me?"
Me: "Sure. It is pretty simple, actually. All you need to do is plug the numbers from the problems into the right equations. Then, you can figure out the solutions."
Hack and /
My wife was telling me about one of her High School boyfriends. He was a Chinese guy named Han.
Wife: "I broke up with him Sophmore year. He was really torn up about it."
Me: "I guess Han didn't like to be Solo!"
Wife: (Sighs) I guess not.
She knows she made the right choice.
I recently subscribed to this sub and it's my new favorite. I shamelessly stole the "tan line" joke for Facebook and a nerd volley with another dad ensued quickly.
Me: Wow, this warmer weather is getting me ready for spring. Hey, I'm already getting ready for summer, check out my tan line! <graph of tangent>
Him: It's certainly not a farmer's tan line...not straight enough.
Me: No farmer's life for me. It's not something I'd sine up for.
Him: ...and I wouldn't cosine your startup loan. (groan)
Me: Sheesh, there's no reason to be hyperbolic.
Him: I really must learn how to integrate all your math vocabulary into my daily life.
Me: You'd really have to think of some way to differentiate yours from mine.
Him: heh...maybe after I move to the delta and crawl under a natural log. I'm sorry, it just struck me that I'm acting the total asymptote.
Me: Ugh. The average of the posts in this thread is degenerating.
Him: We've traversed a slippery slope and while I don't mean to be mean we've gone way past the apex of this thread.
My wife: Nerds.
Me: You married me.
Me: Do you even know what HTTP stands for? Dad: Hyperlink tetragrammaton!
Back in my classical mechanics class, we always used p to denote momentum, and q to denote position. Halfway through a lecture full of brain farts where everyone was accidentally saying and writing "p" when we meant "q" and vice versa, our prof said, "You gotta keep your p's and q's straight! Physicists know what it really means to mind your p's and q's." <<chuckles to himself>>
Alien vs Redditor.
