Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?
He drank it before it was cool!
(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)
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︎ Dec 09 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate his food before it was cool
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︎ Dec 04 2020
They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...
since he lived on the earth before it was cool.
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︎ Dec 07 2020
How do you drown a hipster?
Put them in the mainstream.
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︎ Dec 05 2020
I saw a hipster rock today.
It said it was lava before it was cool.
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︎ Sep 07 2020
Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?
They were there before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 14 2020
How do you call a hipsterβs weighting scale?
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︎ Aug 09 2020
How much does a hipster weigh?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Why did the hipster fall in the lake?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Mar 08 2020
Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?
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︎ Jun 10 2020
I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...
Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...
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︎ Jan 19 2019
According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is βRaiders of the Lost Arkβ.
Itβs the first Indie movie.
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︎ May 03 2020
Today I stepped on a hipsterβs foot
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︎ Feb 03 2020
How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?
It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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︎ Apr 04 2020
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw them in the Main stream.
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︎ Jan 08 2020
When you realize that water is hipster.
That ice was water before it was cool.
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︎ Mar 11 2020
My hipster friend drowned
He tried to walk on ice before it was cool
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︎ Jun 17 2019
According to my girlfriend, I'm a "hipster" for enjoying avocado flavoured coffee...
Well, I guess I better drink it before it gets too cool
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Why wouldn't the hipster swim in the river?
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︎ Mar 23 2019
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Oct 28 2020
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate pizza before it was cool
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︎ Sep 29 2020
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Sep 27 2020
How do you drown a hipster?
You throw him into the mainstream.
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︎ Feb 26 2020
How do you drown a hipster?
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︎ Jun 18 2020
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
Because he ate the pizza before it was cool π
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︎ Jun 09 2020
Why did the hipster burn his tongue?
He ate his breakfast before it was cool.
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︎ May 24 2020
How did the hipster burn his tongue?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool
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︎ Feb 02 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He sipped his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ May 02 2020
I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.
He ate it before it was cool.
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︎ Apr 11 2020
Who did the hipster burn his mouth
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Apr 29 2020
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
I angered two people by callling them hipsters.......
Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.
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︎ Jun 20 2019
How did the hipster burn himself?
By drinking coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Feb 27 2020
How did the hipster burn their tongue?
Ate their meal before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 14 2020
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool
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︎ Feb 10 2020
Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...
...probably because it was the first Indie film.
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︎ Sep 19 2019
How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?
Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.
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︎ Oct 31 2019
Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?
He went ice skating before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 31 2020
How do you drown a hipster?
Throw them in the mainstream
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︎ Sep 27 2018
How did the hipster burn his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Jan 18 2020
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool
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︎ Apr 17 2018
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Oct 29 2019
Why did the hipster drown?
He went ice skating before it was cool
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︎ May 05 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 18 2019
How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?
He ate the pizza before it was cool.
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︎ Nov 09 2019
Why did the hipster drown
He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.
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︎ May 10 2019
Why did the hipster burn his mouth?
He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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︎ Jun 27 2019
How much does a hipster weigh?
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︎ Nov 10 2019
How much does a hipster weigh?
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︎ Jun 09 2019
how much does a hipster weigh?
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