Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he drank coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DiosMioMan2
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2021
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue on a piece of pizza?

He ate it before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Toku-Nation
πŸ“…︎ Feb 25 2021
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An Instagram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/griff2409
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2021
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went skating on the lake before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoolSharkPete
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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What is the mass of a hipster?

1 instagram

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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What do hipsters cut wood with

A sahhhhh dude

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheThriftyAlmond
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2021
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Where did hipster Jesus get his food ?

At Trader Jews

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2021
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Why did the hipster burn his lips on coffee?

He drank it before it was cool!

(My old Language Arts teacher said this.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GeezoTheWeirdo
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2020
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They found bones of a homisapien who lived before the ice age. Some say he was the first hipster...

since he lived on the earth before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/gunjeepcigarbeer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 07 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

Put them in the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CowboysFan12345
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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I saw a hipster rock today.

It said it was lava before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidarino
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2020
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Why are refrigerator shelves hipsters?

They were there before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/facepalminghomer
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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How do you call a hipster’s weighting scale?

An insta-grammer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheVinceee
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2020
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I angered two people today by calling them hipsters...

Apparently, the correct term is conjoined twins...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Today I stepped on a hipsterβ€˜s foot

Now he is a hopster

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AnonD38
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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Why didn't the hipster like his ice-cream?

It was way too vanilla.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kartenhouse
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the Main stream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2020
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According to a survey, the favourite film of most hipsters is β€œRaiders of the Lost Ark”.

It’s the first Indie movie.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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My hipster friend drowned

He tried to walk on ice before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/joynix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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When you realize that water is hipster.

That ice was water before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StochasticTinkr
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate his food before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sour-snake13
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He drank his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shaystibelman
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

You throw him into the mainstream.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/labink
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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How much does a hipster weigh?

An instagram.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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How do you drown a hipster?

In the mainstream!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cool-kid103
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

Because he ate the pizza before it was cool 😎

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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How did the hipster burn his tongue?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blamethedog16
πŸ“…︎ Feb 02 2020
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Why did the hipster fall in the lake?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ivegot_back
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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Why did the hipster burn his tongue?

He ate his breakfast before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/katayda13
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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I angered two people by callling them hipsters.......

Apparently the correct term is conjoined twins.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BaltBisneyBorld
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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How do you drown a hipster?

Throw them in the mainstream

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JetManJ
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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I served a hipster a pizza but he burned his mouth.

He ate it before it was cool. πŸ€¦πŸ»β€β™‚οΈ

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bradb717
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He sipped his coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/afranc72
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2020
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How many hipsters does it take to fix a light bulb?

It's a pretty obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/space0watch
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2020
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Hipsters love Raiders of the Lost Ark...

...probably because it was the first Indie film.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Brizzo7
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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How did the hipster burn their tongue?

Ate their meal before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/-Binger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2020
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Who did the hipster burn his mouth

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjeters
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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How did the hipster burn himself?

By drinking coffee before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mama_Bear15
πŸ“…︎ Feb 27 2020
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How many hipsters does it take to change a lightbulb?

Oh, it's a really obscure number. You've probably never heard of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2019
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Amphibatron
πŸ“…︎ Feb 10 2020
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducks420
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Why did the hipster fall into the lake ?

He went ice skating before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2020
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Why did the hipster drown?

He went ice skating before it was cool

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SideOfInsanity
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2019
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How did the hipster burn his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tekrat
πŸ“…︎ Jan 18 2020
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2019
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How did the hipster burn the roof of his mouth?

He ate the pizza before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Why did the hipster drown

He went ice skating on the pond before it was cool.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blobty
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2019
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