My 8 year old pulled this on me

Daughter: Dad, are you smart?

Me: Yes.

Daughter: Spell it.

Me: S-M-A-R-T

Daughter: You said you’re smart but you can’t even spell the word β€œit.”

She got me good.

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Edit: My first front page post! I’d like to say thanks to all the wonderful people that upvoted this and made awesome comments. And screw you to the weirdos who went out or their way to say mean things. And thanks to my daughter. She is the real MVP in all this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SonicPavement
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What’s an β€˜o’ and is weird?

A weirdo

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkSamurai88
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Weir-Buck

GF: "You're such a weirdo!" Me: "I'm a Weir-Buck, you're the weir-doe, dear"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jacobaker1313
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If you are on a blind date, try using one of the jokes you read on this sub as an icebreaker.

That way, you can make sure they’re not some weirdo who reads /r/dadjokes.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
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The funniest thing my dad has said

My dad and I were watching tv one night and the screen suddenly goes black. After watching the blank screen for a good 10 seconds, he finally breaks the silence by saying "If anyone were to peer in at us right now, they'd think we're insane."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fishbiscuit47
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One of my family members is really against heartburn

Her name is Aunt Acid.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lawlish
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My mum has worse jokes than my dad...

Having dinner at the local pub when my mum asks what my girlfriend is currently doing at uni. I told her she's been collecting sticks for an art installation assignment: Me: "She's gonna look like a weirdo catching the train into the CBD." Mum: "Yeah, people are gonna be going up to her and telling her she's a faggot."

"Faggot" means a bundle of sticks, for those who aren't aware.

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