What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man
This lifeguard tried his best to rescue a hippie
But he was just too far out, man.
Why did the Hippie cross the road?
Cause he was on a road trip.
Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
I call my bestfriend " hippie "
he got drunk and hippie himself
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
Passive Aggressive Hippie
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?
(Hippie voice )Cause he was to far out man....
Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....
Why couldn't the coast guard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What happened to the Hippie after he fell over?
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie??
(I’m stoned hippie voice)
Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!
My hippie grandmother has finally come up with a name for her bakery.
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too Far Out, Man 🤙
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out man.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too faarrr out, man!
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