A list of puns related to "Hippies"
They wear tide-die!
EDIT: I know it’s not exactly the dryest humor but I still thought it was fun.
Mississippi
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
Because he was too far out, man
Getting stoned
Hippies miss John Lennon
Peace and quiet
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
Because they are used to being spaced out.
Apparently the correct term is “conjoined twins”.
In a cave, man.
And so was invented the donut
Unfortunately, when we went public we quickly became the laughing stock of the NYSE.
They tie dyed.
Because she loved casual sects.
They're too far out.
Because hippies always wear thai-die shirts.
Prius-chool
...and he found just the pair he wanted on a market stall, so he asked the price and was told, "like, eighty dollars, man". He turned to his old lady for the bread and she was staring open-mouthed, and she whispered, "John, they're too much!". So John turned back to the stallholder and said, "crazy, man, I'll take two pairs".
Because he was too far out man.
He was too far out man !
Because he was too far out man
He was too far out man!
Mississippi
You're to far out man!
He was too far out, man.
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