What did the Dentist say when tripping balls on LSD?
Why did the safety manager insist that a big pile of LSD be removed immediately from the factory floor?
He felt it was a real tripping hazard.
What do you call an LSD party in the Congress?
Hallucinate
Someone put LSD in my hair gel
My hair has been spiked
If you take LSD by accident listen to some dubstep, bass will neutralize the acid
LSD is also known as acid, bass sounds same as base, in chemistry acid and base neutralize each other
What do you call Birth Control and LSD?
A Trip without the kids
My blind friend took LSD for the first time today.
There was more tripping than usual.
Pokemon cards? Yeah i've got a small collection.
I told my wife I was seeing other women.
She told me to stop taking LSD before bed.
Calling Hours and Acid
My dad and I were in the receiving line at the calling hours for a friend of mine. Grateful Dead and all things related, including LSD, were at the core of the friendship between my dad and my friend. As my dad reaches the last family member and attempts to kneel at his casket, his foot catches the upturned corner of the carpet. My dad whispers to me, "Trippin' with Jared one last time!"
