What do you call a hippie's wife?
What does a scientist call a hippie commune that has too much drama?
...a volatile organic compound.
😏😏😏
How do you hide money from a hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Because he was too far out, man
This lifeguard tried his best to rescue a hippie
But he was just too far out, man.
Lifeguards are sad to report the drowning of a hippie last night.
Why did the Hippie cross the road?
Cause he was on a road trip.
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
How do hippies stop tsunamis?
They wear tide-die!
EDIT: I know it’s not exactly the dryest humor but I still thought it was fun.
What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
Why are hippies always sharing their joints?
Because they lead a doobie-us lifestyle.
I call my bestfriend " hippie "
he got drunk and hippie himself
Why couldn’t the life guard save the hippy?
Because he was too far out, man
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
What was the hippy doing inside Medusa’s lair?
What’s the deference between bullets and hippies?
What do you get when you cross a hippy with a ninja?
A man bet another that a group of hippies couldn't get the meat down from a really high shelf without a ladder.
The cannibal replied "I can't, the steaks are too high"
Why are hippies good at social distancing?
Because they are used to being spaced out.
My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
Passive Aggressive Hippie
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why didn't the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
Because he was too Far Out, Man 🤙
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out man.
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too faarrr out, man!
Why didn't the life guard save the hippy from drowning?
Because he was too far out man.
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippy?
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