What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?
Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted
He opens the door and tells him “Namaste”.
What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?
They're both into tie-die!
I call my bestfriend " hippie "
he got drunk and hippie himself
Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."
Did you hear why the hippie died from drowning?
Because he was too far out, man!
Who did Mr. Hippie marry?
Mrs. Hippie!!
Ya know.. like "Mississippi"?!?
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?
(Hippie voice )Cause he was to far out man....
Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....
Passive Aggressive Hippie
My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s
"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"
Why couldn't the coast guard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie??
(I’m stoned hippie voice)
Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!
I saw a hippie swimming in the sea with a shark approaching him.
I shouted to warn him but he couldn't hear me as he was too far out man.
What happened to the Hippie after he fell over?
What did the hippie say when I told him to get off my couch?
My hippie grandmother has finally come up with a name for her bakery.
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
What do you call a hippie’s wife?
Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?
He was too faarrr out, man!
Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?
Because he was too far out man.
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What do you call a hippie’s wife?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
What do you call the wife of a hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why didn’t the life guard save the hippie
What do you call a hippie's wife?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?
Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
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What happened to the Hippie after he fell over?
What do you call a hippie's wife?
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