What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Agnishekhar2025
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Why didn’t the Lifeguard save the hippie?

He was far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/devinh313
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Hippie gets 3 months late on rent...So the landlord knocks on his door to let him know he’s being evicted

He opens the door and tells him β€œNamaste”.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boobaloo222
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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What does a hangman and a hippie have in common?

They're both into tie-die!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clark_creationz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2020
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I call my bestfriend " hippie "

he got drunk and hippie himself

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Slymood
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Instead of medicine, my hippie girlfriend cured her hemorrhoid using only the "power of positive suggestion."

"I shit you knot."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PotBuzz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
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Hippie Weather Report
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mistermajik2000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Did you hear why the hippie died from drowning?

Because he was too far out, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WalrusNerd
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2020
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Who did Mr. Hippie marry?

Mrs. Hippie!!
Ya know.. like "Mississippi"?!?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrakemanBob
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2019
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Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie?

(Hippie voice )Cause he was to far out man....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/napluto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 09 2019
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Why didn’t the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was faaaar out maaaaaan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RDS327
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Passive Aggressive Hippie
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Athena123YT
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2018
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My dad is an old hippie, this was his thoughts on the 70s

"I used to do drugs in the 70s, now I don't care what the temperature is"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakyourfac
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2016
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Why couldn't the coast guard rescue the hippie?

Because he was too far out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wookslayer69
πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2018
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What do you call the wife of a hippie?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrbelvedere2017
πŸ“…︎ May 22 2018
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the hippie??

(I’m stoned hippie voice)

Cuz he was tooo faarrr ouuttt maaaannn!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/biga42008
πŸ“…︎ Jul 20 2019
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I saw a hippie swimming in the sea with a shark approaching him.

I shouted to warn him but he couldn't hear me as he was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BenisbacK_1900
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2019
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What happened to the Hippie after he fell over?

He broke his joints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sanguine_reddit
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2018
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What did the hippie say when I told him to get off my couch?

Namaste

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bike619
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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My hippie grandmother has finally come up with a name for her bakery.

Flour power.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/itsthearistocrat
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lolyfe-dc
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2020
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/user7618
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Imholt11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Broman3am
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Why didn’t the lifeguard save the drowning hippie?

He was too faarrr out, man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/atoterrano
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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Why didn't the lifeguard rescue the hippie?

Because he was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheHeroicOnion
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2020
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What do you call a hippie's wife ?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2020
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/colepatrick1111
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2018
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Why couldn’t the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Andyh10s
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hexagon_papers
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2019
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What do you call a hippie’s wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Jul 21 2019
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/music_snobbbb
πŸ“…︎ Oct 29 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why didn’t the life guard save the hippie

He was too far out man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ntuso
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2019
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SleepyBlueCat
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2019
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cancervixen831
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2018
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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie from drowning?

He was too far out man!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OfficeBadger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/44tacocat44
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WearyguardsBitch
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2019
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Why didn't the lifeguard save the hippie?

He was too far out, man

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Anassis
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What happened to the Hippie after he fell over?

He broke his joints.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bbtehbuild
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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What do you call a hippie's wife?

Mississippi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrewciferCDXX
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