NOT a joke, what's the difference between a deadhead and a hippie?
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Struggling with insane depression and awful self confidence. Decided to chop off my hair after 10 years of being a lazy hippie. I've never felt anything more invigorating.
imgur.com/y9fePX1
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︎ Feb 09 2018
Replace complaints about Millennials with βhippieβ or βbeatnikβ and youβll realize there will always be old people complaining about young people
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︎ Aug 26 2019
Hippie crasher with still over a week to go in the hps room. I was looking for a gassy nose and some nice purple color and this plant has been checking every box I can think of so far!
v.redd.it/mr0hzhem34k61
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︎ Feb 28 2021
Tomorrowβs Dream and other βHippieβ names
When I was growing up I knew a girl named Tomorrowβs Dream. She went by Tomorrowβs for short.
Her sister was named Meadow Streams.
Neither of them were particularly hippie-like but their parents obviously were pretty granola.
When I was a kid, I remember thinking Tomorrowβsβ name was really cool. As an adult, I find it a little impractical but I appreciate the uniqueness.
So what id like to know is have any of you come across names similar to Tomorrowβs Dream or Meadow Streams?
Or if you have a name like that, do you like it?
Thanks!!
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︎ Mar 26 2020
My uncle used to be a hippie. Then he started working for an ultra conservative church and now this...
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︎ Aug 10 2019
The vocal sample to Hippie Sabotage's Your Soul was stolen and uncredited to the original song by Coasts.
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︎ Nov 21 2019
I told a joke to a Japanese guy earlier about Sodium and Nickel...
He didn't get it though, so he just said "NaNi?!"
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︎ Apr 03 2020
Some caveman and his dirty hippie buddy wheezing the juice, 1992
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︎ Dec 17 2019
Lions Love (... and Lies) - the greatest hippie film ever?
I just adore this film, it captures so well the spirit of the counterculural late 60's, i put it alongside the work of Jeff Keen (Mad Love) Jack Smith (Normal Love), Ken Jacobs (Little Stabs at Happiness),Vera Chytilova (Daisies), and Birds Orphans and Fools, whose director i haven't ingrained in my memory yet. This film by Agnès Varda is perfect, it isn't a narrative plot driven vehicle designed to make a profit, it is art, glorious and beautiful.
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︎ Feb 07 2021
Whenever the hippie knife-ears break their non-agression pact and declare war on you
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︎ Jan 28 2020
Dad jokes are the best and here's why
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︎ Jul 27 2019
I was checking out at the grocery store today and the bagger was holding my stuff over the shopping cart and asked: βsir, would you like to go out with the cart?β. To which I replied βoh, no thanks Iβm actually marriedβ. My poor son looked mortified. Dad joke status ACHIEVED.
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︎ Nov 30 2019
I was a state police officer, now Iβm a tie-dye shirt wearing hippie. AMA
I did police work for almost 9 years, burned out, diagnosed PTSD and had a mental breakdown in July. After months of recovery I realized police work isnβt for me and now Iβm a plumbing apprentice. More money, less stress and I sleep SO much better.
Answers to frequently asked questions:
Black Lives Matter
Drugs won the βwar on drugsβ
Iβve never fired any of my weapons with the exception for training
Some cops are racist.
Most force Iβve ever used in almost 9 years is my hands
I joined the police department to catch criminals
People assume I lean right wing, but Iβm a libertarian
Yes I love doughnuts
Any other civil questions feel free to ask!
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︎ Dec 20 2020
Is it still a Hippie Speedball if I'm vaping 0.3% THC / 9% CBD and drinking coffee flavoured tea?
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︎ Aug 17 2019
Looking for feedback on these Guide character concepts for my card game - lumberjack, hippie, monk, nomad, psychic, and sherpa
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Hey everybody. Iβm vie, Iβm 19 and recently got very into the hippie era. Glad to be apart of a group!
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︎ Jan 23 2020
My First Community Jam Entry: Hippie The Lovehippo And His Lovewagon
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︎ Feb 25 2020
One of the blunderiest photos of me, ever. I wasnβt even homeless. My friends and I went camping and we found the wheel chair in the forest. Thought my dreads were cool. Took my drum with me everywhere. Peak, white boy hippie...
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︎ Jan 01 2020
My 10 year old came in with a piece of paper and said βDad, Iβve got a joke for you.β
Then she ripped it in half and said, βNever mind, itβs tearable.β
I feel like Iβve succeeded as a dad.
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︎ Feb 12 2019
When The World is All Gloomy and Sad, Itβs Time To Ride The Hippie Shred Sled.
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︎ Mar 24 2020
Pictured: me (left) hippie jesus (middle) and my friend bluehusky after a long adventure up a climbing map and a slefie before we all had to go. This was one of my BEST experiences in vr EVER and i highly recommend rec room to anyone who hasn't played it.
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︎ Jan 06 2020
Okay, Hear me out. In my headcanon, Clint Howard's character in Past Tense pt II is the hippie dude O'Brien and Kira encounter in pt I.
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︎ Feb 15 2020
Yeah...I'm thinking the roaches here would just laugh, call me a hippie, raid the fridge and run off with my wife
lifehacker.com/keep-cockrβ¦
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︎ Sep 13 2019
24 y/o German, currently quarantained in Peru and regretting that I cut off my shoulder long hair because now I look less hippie
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︎ Mar 25 2020
I design clothing and sometimes I like to design things with a Hippie Vibe. Here's one of my latest and hope you all like it, always open to comments or appreciation. This will prolly be my last post here for the year but thank you all so much for always giving good vibes! Peace and Love :)
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︎ Nov 25 2019
I donβt know the original creator of boomer Vergil, but I put a hippie beard on him through FaceApp and this is what I got
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︎ Jul 17 2019
You meet an old hippie who is also a wizard. You are given the opportunity to become any fictional character ever created. You must live in their world and leave this world behind. Who would you be?
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︎ Mar 22 2020
Hippie Sabotage starting fights with sound guy, security guards, and festival organizer after mistreating mics, being asked cordially to stop thrice, and responding with, βf**k youβ
v.redd.it/vtqr136xysl31
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︎ Sep 11 2019
A hippie and his hamburger bed, 1972
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︎ Dec 10 2019
There's a guy in a skirt and a hippie shirt who parked in front of my house and who is now going through the dumpster across the street
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︎ Mar 04 2020
Were "hippie communes" actually widespread in the 1960s-70s, or just a niche? Why did this unique and ethical enclave of life die out?
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︎ Nov 01 2019
anon and the White Pill hippie philosophy
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︎ Aug 24 2019
No more hippie dog! Looking fresh and clean
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︎ Jan 26 2020
Long video of hippie idiot trying out the old "right to travel" argument. Heavy on the mentions of Black's Law Dictionary and Nazi Germany. This is unintentional cringe comedy gold.
youtu.be/fZoCnO1Uwho
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︎ Sep 13 2018
In the 70s, the pacifist and anti-establishment Hippie movement took center stage in the mainstream American society. A few years later, in 1980, conservative Ronald Reagan assumed office in the second most lopsided election in the country's history. What happened during the interim period?
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︎ Feb 17 2020
Listen everyone this unit was made by βInsane_Hippieβ and it is the best fan made unit I have ever seen and Mobirate should really consider it, cuz it looks cool the perks are awesome. Comment if you agree.
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Bought a smoothie at a healthy hippie store. It was served in this PLASTIC cup w/o a straw. I asked for a straw and she said they donβt provide those anymore due to their effects on the environment. I said, βWell good thing you have these environmentally-friendly PLASTIC forks. Iβll just use this.β
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︎ Jul 19 2019
If you didn't want your kids to become outspoken, childfree, hippie rebels who stand up to the man, fight for the poor and oppressed, and are willing to die for their cause...
Why did you teach them to be like Jesus?
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︎ Oct 17 2019
My vaccine dad joke failed
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︎ Jan 02 2021
what if I drop out of High School and become a sexually liberated hippie and move to a hippie commune and become a tarot reader
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︎ Apr 19 2020
Mum's bf turns into a dirty hippie and abandons family to talk about veg; row between trads and tradnots in thread
mumsnet.com/Talk/relationβ¦
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