/u/username goes to get his weekly groceries.

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Why couldn't the lifeguard save the hippie ?

He was too far out man.

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Tennis dad joke that I finally understand

I go out and play tennis with my dad once a week. Tennis scoring goes love, 15, 30, 40. Every time he says the score at the beginning of a game he yells, "Hippies!" instead of "Love all." And I just now understood it.

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