How does Dorothy of Oz weigh her baked goods?
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👤︎ u/myvolunteerbag
📅︎ Feb 23
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Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...

Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore

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👤︎ u/Chateau512
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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Why did Dorothy want to go see the Wizard?

Because because because because because.

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👤︎ u/Gasoline_Dion
📅︎ Aug 23 2019
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I tried to hook my sister, Dorothy, up with my co-worker who’s also named Dorothy

But I couldn’t connect the Dots

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👤︎ u/boonsnaba
📅︎ Jun 09 2019
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Dorothy was listening to Hold the Line when suddenly her music player broke.

Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Africa anymore...

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👤︎ u/TheScarletSho
📅︎ Jan 13 2019
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What did Dorothy think about her experiences in the Land of Oz?

She was blown away.

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👤︎ u/RagingDraugr
📅︎ Aug 18 2017
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I came home to a string of pictures of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz hung up around the house

my dad said it was a Judy Garland.

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👤︎ u/HaiFrankie
📅︎ Dec 03 2015
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When do monkeys fall from the sky?

During ape-ril showers.

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👤︎ u/OCR9
📅︎ May 19
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Pun-off 2017 -- Top level comments are the topic, children are the pun.

Example:

Top Level: FISH

Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy

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👤︎ u/Sarah_Connor
📅︎ Mar 23 2017
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She only has one leg, Dad.

My folks and their friends came to visit for a week. We're having a beer at the bar and we're talking about high school for some reason.

Female friend: All of my old friends are either dead or have a one leg.

Dad: Wait. You know her too?

FF: Yeah, Dorothy. She only has one leg.

Dad: Oh, I thought you were talking about Eileen.

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👤︎ u/BangosSkank
📅︎ Oct 24 2014
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