My wife Dorothy left me because of my obsession with Morse code
I said please don't dash dot!
Why was Dorothy sneezing so much in the Land of Oz?
She's allergic to dandy lions
Dorothy overheard everyone saying how she can't sing "Carry on my Wayward Son" in tune and she's becoming a liability...
Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
I tried to hook my sister, Dorothy, up with my co-worker who’s also named Dorothy
But I couldn’t connect the Dots
Why did Dorothy want to go see the Wizard?
Because because because because because.
Dorothy was listening to Hold the Line when suddenly her music player broke.
Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Africa anymore...
What did Dorothy think about her experiences in the Land of Oz?
She was blown away.
I came home to a string of pictures of Dorothy from the Wizard of Oz hung up around the house
my dad said it was a Judy Garland.
When do monkeys fall from the sky?
During ape-ril showers.
Pun-off 2017 -- Top level comments are the topic, children are the pun.
Example:
Top Level: FISH
Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy
She only has one leg, Dad.
My folks and their friends came to visit for a week. We're having a beer at the bar and we're talking about high school for some reason.
Female friend: All of my old friends are either dead or have a one leg.
Dad: Wait. You know her too?
FF: Yeah, Dorothy. She only has one leg.
Dad: Oh, I thought you were talking about Eileen.
