Looks like she's not in Kansas anymore
Because because because because because.
But I couldn’t connect the Dots
Dorothy: Toto, I don't think we're in Africa anymore...
She was blown away.
my dad said it was a Judy Garland.
Top Level: FISH
Pun Level: I really like fish, but some people don't, they find them really icthy
My folks and their friends came to visit for a week. We're having a beer at the bar and we're talking about high school for some reason.
Female friend: All of my old friends are either dead or have a one leg.
Dad: Wait. You know her too?
FF: Yeah, Dorothy. She only has one leg.
Dad: Oh, I thought you were talking about Eileen.