A list of puns related to "Dorothy Parker"
By the time you swear you're his,
Β Β Β Shivering and sighing,
And he vows his passion is
Β Β Β Infinite, undying --
Lady, make a note of this:
Β Β Β One of you is lying.
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Razors pain you;
Rivers are damp;
Acids stain you;
And drugs cause cramp.
Guns arenβt lawful;
Nooses give;
Gas smells awful;
You might as well live.
"The beloved author wrote many witty epitaphs but never suggested where her remains should end up. Her fans helped complete her ashesβ odyssey."
https://www.nytimes.com/2021/08/26/nyregion/27dorothy-parker-gravestone.html
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