Elizabeth Puns

Noble gases have no reaction.

Since you guys like one liners, I thought you’d live two liners.

Her name would be " El Lizabeth "

Now I know how to properly use the royal wii.

"Was it called "In Honor of Elizabeth Reed" back then?

Charles becomes the King formerly known as Prince.

She comes with a warranty.

Because she was already queen.

That's because she's guaranteed a royal flush.

…has already seen "Theranos, End Game"

(Less than a drop of blood was spilled)

She enters a ward full of patients, and notices that they’re all dressed in street clothes and have no obvious sign of injury or illness. The Queen approaches a patient and greets him. The patient replies:

“My heart’s in the Highlands, my heart is not here, My heart’s in the Highlands, a-chasing the deer.”

The Queen is confused, but smiles and moves on to greet the next patient. The patient responds:

“Some hae meat an’ canna eat, And some wad eat tha’ want it, But we hae meat an’ we can eat, so let the Lord be thankit.”

Even more confused, and smiling even more broadly, the Queen moves on to the next patient who immediately begins to chant:

“My love is like a red, red rose that’s newly sprung in June; My love is like the melody that’s sweetly played in tune.”

Now very confused, the Queen turns to the accompanying doctor and asks, “Is this a psychiatric ward?”

“No, Your Majesty,” replies the doctor. “This is the serious Burns unit.”

"There's something in the heir."

I’m assuming it’s something she ate.

We're from NJ (he's been here his entire life). That part of the turnpike is how we get our bad name (smells, industrial, crime).

Every single time we drive through Elizabeth he proclaims, WHO'S ELIZABETH AND WHY SHE SMELL SO BAD?! followed by many self induced chuckles.

Noble gases have no reaction.

Noble gases have no reaction.

Because Noble Gases shouldn’t have any reaction.