Emma Puns

A list of puns related to "Emma"

Emma Stone
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👤︎ u/Aminkatyb
📅︎ Aug 08 2020
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Emma Watson

I just shook Emma WATTson's hand , I was so shocked.

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👤︎ u/sabresdewolf
📅︎ May 06 2020
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As we were watching a DVD, I asked my son, "Do you know Emma Watson's full name?" He shook his head and I continued...

Emmamentary Mydear Watson!

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👤︎ u/madazzahatter
📅︎ May 04 2020
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Why did Emma go down to South America during the summer?

She heard it was Chile

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👤︎ u/SrslyBroLike
📅︎ Jul 04 2019
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**Dad:** Hey M, did you hear about that kidnapping? (my little sisters name is Emma, everyone calls her M for short)

My Little Sister: No! What happened?!

Dad: Dont worry, he woke up.

My Little Sister: ROLLS EYES

Me: Hahahahahaha! Nice.

My Little Sister: Omg! Is this funny?

Dad: No, THIS IS PATRICK! (We all really love SpongeBob SquarePants)

I GET UP TO GIVE MY DAD A HIGH FIVE AND HIS PHONE RINGS AS SOON AS I GET UP. IT'S MY MOM CALLING HIM FROM THE KITCHEN

Mom: Hi, I was wondering if I had the right number. Is this funny?

Dad: No! THIS IS PATRICK!

My Little Sister: Really?! You too Mom?!

Mom: No, I'm 49 sweetie.

My Little Sister: Nevermind! I'm watching, "Black Mirror," in my room by myself.

Dad: Sweetie, African American, don't just call them Black. That's not nice.

My Little Sister: ............. I hate you all.

  • I know this isn't necessarily a,"Dad Joke." It's more of a conversation my Dad and Little Sister had. But it was seriously one of the funniest moments I've ever seen.

  • I really love my family. Lol

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👤︎ u/TheRealGianniBrown
📅︎ Jul 13 2018
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Emma Watson

If Emma Watson will have a son and she won't change her last name, I hope this conversation will happen some day between the child and the parent:

> Son: Hey, dad?

> Father: Watson?

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👤︎ u/tehyosh
📅︎ Jun 04 2014
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A physicist sees a guy standing on the edge of a rooftop

He immediately shouts: Don't do it! You have so much potential!

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👤︎ u/viky_boy
📅︎ Sep 18 2020
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What should be the 2017 Oscars La la Land - Moonlight controversy renamed as?

DilEmma

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👤︎ u/engineerwho_
📅︎ Jun 14 2020
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In Need of Some Very Urgent Pun Help

I need as many puns/jokes involving the name Emma as possible. I realize this isn't exactly what this sub is for, but I am desperate.

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👤︎ u/Bilbino
📅︎ Sep 10 2018
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I’m in quite the pickle, you guys..

How do I solve this dill-emma?

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👤︎ u/sothg
📅︎ Oct 16 2018
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What do you call an Emmanuel that drives a Mercedes Benz?

Benzema... (Benz-Emma)

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
📅︎ Mar 14 2019
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Do you know about the herbalist who constantly has difficult problems to solve?

I think she was called Dill Emma

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👤︎ u/Foxiv
📅︎ May 12 2018
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Pun names for an extreamly tall woman

Looking for a stage name wanting something referring to my height 6’3” so far I’ve got Ellie Vated and Emma Zonian but would love some other suggestions! Thanks

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👤︎ u/Matchboxmegan2202
📅︎ Oct 26 2017
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Wanna know why they say "In a pickle?"

Because it's a dill-emma!

(I'm sure someone's thought of this before)

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👤︎ u/Mondonodo
📅︎ Feb 28 2015
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Out of 10?

Years ago whilst watching the Spice Girls on Christmas Top of the Pops, my uncle turned to me and said "that Emma Bunton (baby spice) is pretty fit, what would you give her out of 10?"

I replied "hmm, about an 8. What would you give her?"

"oh, I'd give her one" He said

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👤︎ u/The_Glorious
📅︎ Dec 02 2015
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My dad dropped this one

Me: "you know, there is change on the floor I hope Emma (our dog) doesn't eat it"

Dad: "nah she won't, she's not money hungry"

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👤︎ u/Bochhhhh
📅︎ Jun 01 2015
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