What do you call an Emmanuel that drives a Mercedes Benz?

Benzema... (Benz-Emma)

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👤︎ u/Jetty_Boy
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What kind of transmission does Jesus prefer?

Emmanuel

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Dadjoked the Sunday School class I teach today.

One of the students asked, "Which lesson manual will we be learning from?"

To which I responded, "EMMANUEL, amrite?"

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