A list of puns related to "Victor"
I can't stand sitting.
Because history is always written by the Victor.
...but they never say why every historian is named Victor
He’s become a Mister E…
He was a bodybuilder
He was declared Victor.
I told them that it was a tough situation but sadly my hands were tied. To the Victor go the spoils.
But very few people know his brother Frank was a monster.
BF- “ Our relationship is what? Over.”
Wrong number lady: "I'm looking for a, uh, Victor?"
Me: "Nice, wha'd I win?"
WNL: (audible confusion and realization)
I know it's bad but I felt like my dad today.
Just ice.
Because history is written by the Victors.
I recently went with a bunch of friends to see a hockey game at the University of Michigan. If you don't know, everyone who goes to that school is obsessed with their fight song which is titled "Hail to the Victors".
Anyway, we get outside the arena and then a torrential downpour starts. Our group runs underneath a bus stop awning thing to wait out the storm.
Then loud cracks start to be heard. Frozen rain has started to fall everywhere.
We look around at each other.
"Hey guys..." I say.
Everyone tenses up. I see the disappointment on their faces. They know what is about to come out of my mouth.
"Hail to the Victors!"
No-one knows why.
He’s become a Mister E.
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