A list of puns related to "Victoria Secret"
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But she wouldn't tell me under where.
Perhaps they were having a flash sale?
I said "of course they have holes in them, how else are you supposed to get your legs through?"
I could feel the eye roll from across the room
She walked away when I asked the sales assistant what the download speed was on the wireless bras.
That must have been a really big bust
They were advertising a sale for 50% off all bras, and my mom says "Well that seems inappropriate. Half Off bras? There's barely anything there to begin with!"
It's Victoria's Secret.
Wife: "I hate these underwires. I think I want to get a wire-less one next"
Me: "I can stop by Radioshack on my way home to pick you up one"
Wife: "What?"
Me: "Well I'm sure Victorias Secret doesn't carry WiFi bras."
Wife: Heavy sigh.
My cousin brought his girlfriend, Victoria, to our family get-together for the first time. We're sitting around the dinner table and my dad goes, "So I gotta ask. Victoria, what's your secret?"
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