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Hanes Puns

A list of puns related to "Hanes"

Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?

It was a BRIEF case.

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👤︎ u/BastetLXIX
📅︎ Dec 29 2020
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Hope I get that sweet executive job at Hanes...

I hear the benefits package includes sock-options...

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👤︎ u/cosmolegato
📅︎ Aug 29 2017
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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👤︎ u/timbillyosu
📅︎ Oct 10 2020
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Dad is visiting me at art school

We pass a theatre called the Hanes Brand Theatre. My dad says "The Hanes Brand Theatre? What do they do there?" "What does it sound like they do, dad..." "It sounds like that's where you go to watch brief plays."

MFW: http://imgur.com/eTVdRwu

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👤︎ u/IAmNottaRobot
📅︎ Apr 21 2014
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My dad talking about his stained underwear.

Dad: Instead of "Hanes" they're "Stains"!

Me and family: Groans and laughing...

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👤︎ u/Zamibe
📅︎ May 26 2015
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Friends were making fun of me and asked if my mom still puts my name on my socks..

"Yeah but I think she forgets my name sometimes, all of them say Hanes."

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👤︎ u/Pur13
📅︎ Sep 26 2015
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