Did you know that Fruit of the Loom (TM) once took Hanes(TM) to court?
It was a BRIEF case.
Hope I get that sweet executive job at Hanes...
I hear the benefits package includes sock-options...
Dad is visiting me at art school
We pass a theatre called the Hanes Brand Theatre. My dad says "The Hanes Brand Theatre? What do they do there?" "What does it sound like they do, dad..." "It sounds like that's where you go to watch brief plays."
MFW: http://imgur.com/eTVdRwu
My dad talking about his stained underwear.
Dad: Instead of "Hanes" they're "Stains"!
Me and family: Groans and laughing...
