What did Liam Neeson say when Obi Wan beat Qui-Gon in a light saber duel?

You win, McGregor

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What happened to Qui Gon Jinn?

He went to the Maul and died

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When Qui-Gon-Jin went shopping at Darth mall guess what he got?

Half Off!

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When I was in France I tried to climb a huge tower

But Eiffel off

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Who's the best friend of a french mechanic?

Alain Qui

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What is a Jedi's favorite card game?

Qui-Gon Jinn

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Obi-Wan didn't want to eat his vegetables

So, Qui-Gonn had to force him...

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Why didn't Obi-Wan forgive Darth Maul for killing his master?

He wasn't willing to let Qui-Gons be bygones.

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What do french chicks smoke?

Qui'd

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How do you contact Michael Jackson?

Send him a hee-hee mail

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What kind of alcohol does Luke Skywalker drink?

Qui-Gon Gin

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During a Star Wars movie marathon, my girlfriend caught me off-guard with this one

I was disappointed as usual that Liam Neeson's character was killed.

She suggested I let Qui-gons be Qui-gons.

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Made a french dadjoke with my girlfriend.

French here, so the joke is in french, maybe some will still like it.

Ma copine me dit un soir: "oh merde, Γ§a m'endors !"

J'ai directement rΓ©pondu: "sinon tu peux faire un truc qui te Liechtenstein, ou qui te Monaco.."

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