Dad-joked my way to a Pub Quiz victory

Sorry to toot my own horn, but I really liked this.

The pub quiz guy was reading out the answers.

Him: "The answer to question 29 is Niki Lauda"

Me: "Niki what?"

Him: "Lauda"

Me: "NIKI WHAT?"

He gave us half a point for that joke. We won by a quarter of a point. Boom!

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👤︎ u/elquiche
📅︎ Mar 17 2014
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We were heading to a pub quiz which started at 8...

"What's the time, Dad?"

Dad looks at his digital watch:

"It's 19:54. So we've got a good 60 years before we need to be at the quiz!"

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👤︎ u/jagershark
📅︎ Apr 01 2014
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Can anyone think of any pig related film puns?

So I do a pub quiz every week with the team name 'Kevin Bacon Stars In...' followed by a pig related film pun such as Boarne Identity, Vanilla Sty, Ham of Steel etc.

It's been about a year and a half now and we're starting to run out so any ideas would be great!

Not sure this is the best place to ask for help but couldn't think where else would be better.

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📅︎ Aug 08 2013
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