In kindergarten, my son had a pop quiz on numbers. He got ten wrong.

but he did okay with one through nine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelodicSasquatch
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I came second in my Astronomy Quiz

Thankfully I got a constellation prize.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EastlyGod1
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2021
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For Sale...Broken Quiz Machine.

No questions asked.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2021
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Why are windows bad quiz masters?

They always reveal the answer

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2021
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Who always wins at the army quiz nights?

General Knowledge

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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A doctor was teaching a class, and wanted to give a pop quiz about tolerance and observance when dealing with the cadavers. (L) (On Mobile)

Teacher: β€œSo I want everyone to understand that a dead body isn’t disgusting, and we need to be able to handle it and always be observant at all times when dealing with one”

The teacher has everyone turn their body over

Teacher: β€œNow I want you all to stick your finger in it’s ass and hold it in there for a moment”

all of the students do as instructed, hesitant at first

Teacher: β€œOkay, now go ahead and pull your finger out and then put a finger in your mouth like I do”

The students getting a little disgusted by that request REALLY hesitated at first, but eventually they all did as he asked

As the teacher has all of his students with their finger in their mouth, he tells the class, β€œnow see it’s not disgusting if you did it right...if you put your index finger in the ass, and put your middle finger in your mouth like I did, you have just passed my class”.

With minimal observance, and a dead silent room...not one student passed the pop quiz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wonkagloop
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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I'm going on a quiz show! There are lots of other contestants, but they're all grizzlies and polars. It's called...

Who wants to beat a million bears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlRedux
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2020
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Snoo failed his book quiz?

He should have gone and Reddit.

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My High School chemistry teacher gave us this pun quiz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/RoyaleWithMayo
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I've been hosting a quiz...

...and we have players from all over the world.

Last night, the team from Madrid cleaned up, they got 100%. Everyone was completely shocked.

Nobody expected the Spanish in our Quiz Session.

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This quiz I saw...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cuesportster
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2020
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Planetary pop quiz

"What's the closest planet to our sun?"

"Uh, Mercury."

"Correct! What's the biggest planet?"

"Jupiter!"

"Right again! Now, think carefully.. What's the smelliest planet?"

"Uhh. I dunno..."

"Uranus!"

"Oh god, Dad! Stop!"

Lulz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2020
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Which Witcher character knows the answers to all quiz questions?

Geralt of Trivia

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πŸ‘€︎ u/martyalbi22
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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Possibly better than Quiz-lit
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BBTL107
πŸ“…︎ Jul 06 2019
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If a quiz is quizzical, what's a test?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabin057
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Dad-joked my way to a Pub Quiz victory

Sorry to toot my own horn, but I really liked this.

The pub quiz guy was reading out the answers.

Him: "The answer to question 29 is Niki Lauda"

Me: "Niki what?"

Him: "Lauda"

Me: "NIKI WHAT?"

He gave us half a point for that joke. We won by a quarter of a point. Boom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elquiche
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2014
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Chemistry Quiz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Magn3144
πŸ“…︎ Oct 14 2018
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We had a pop quiz on conjugation of the verbs "ser" and "estar"...

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2019
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Hi, r/Puns. I need a funny name for a quiz team. Help!

I'm going to a quiz with my girlfriend's work in a couple of weeks and need to think of a name. I've been thinking for a while and can't think up anything original, but I also want it to be somehow relevant to her work - she works for a local city council here in the UK.

Any suggestions?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Remalaptar
πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2013
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Finals of the national trivia quiz in Foodlandia.

Foodlandia is a country where every city is named after a food and every city has a guild to represent it in competitions and such.

It was the finals of the national city vs. city trivia quiz and the two remaining contestants were guilds from Curry City and Pasta City.

The final question was "Which is the most popular pet in Foodlandia?". Each city's guild put their answer in a sealed envelope and they were stored for the next days big reveal.

On the next morning the officials went to retrieve the envelopes and they found a horrific sight, a dead spy from Pasta City and in his hand an opened envelope with a paper inside that read "Curry City Guild: The Cat".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dralnu22
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2017
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What do you get when you give a bunch of cats a pop quiz?

A catestrophe

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xenoraiser
πŸ“…︎ May 18 2017
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My Dad watching a contestant on a quiz show

The quiz show round was to name famous people named 'Roger'. One of the clues was 'Swiss tennis layer who won 17 Grand Slam titles between 2003 and 2012'. The male contestant guessing the names was very camp and when he guessed the name my Dad commented "I bet he'd like to Roger Federer".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisisisms
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2016
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I failed a quiz in biology class. There was a question on the parts of a flower...

and i didn't know the anther!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BuckSturdley
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2017
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Checked out the Impossible Quiz, came across this. imgur.com/zLxLNxo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jon-Osterman
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We were heading to a pub quiz which started at 8...

"What's the time, Dad?"

Dad looks at his digital watch:

"It's 19:54. So we've got a good 60 years before we need to be at the quiz!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jagershark
πŸ“…︎ Apr 01 2014
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Broken pub quiz machine for sale. . .

No questions asked.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Surreal_Stranger
πŸ“…︎ Feb 13 2021
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FOR SALE, Broken Quiz Machine

No Questions asked

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