Two hats were having a chat
"You stay here," one said, "I'll go on ahead."
Discord chats sometimes have gold
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
Wanna know something about the Among Us ghost chat?
It's usually pretty dead.
In a group chat with my girlfriend and her dad and he sent this
https://imgur.com/a/zLeRYMp
I'm sorry, but I'm extremely proud of this one, and nobody in the chat found it funny =(
my dad made a dad joke in the family group chat...
Dad: Where do penguins keep their money?
Me: their wallets
Dad: A snow bank!
Group chat FIRING UP with 🔥 puns!
F in the chat for all the batteries in the world who have died.
I wanted to video chat with someone so I stole an iPhone
And now I'm going to face time
This one went by cold with the rest of the chat. Stone-cold.
My boss shared this in my work chat today, it took me a moment...
My wife and 2yo were just watching Paw Patrol. There is a cow mooing into a cell phone to video chat with the team to ask for help for a cat stuck on the roof.
I told my wife "That cat would have way more grip on roof shingles and I expect more I realism from talking cartoon cows. This is "UDDERLY" ridiculous."
She may have buried her head and avoided eye contact for a bit. I was proud.
F's in the chat for my guy
Some girl just tried to chat me up by telling me how much potassium, on average, is in a banana.
I just sat there like, K.
Saw this on my sisters group chat
Family group chat asking my Dad about the giant bottle of Mustard he bought
A pump? No, I just refill a smaller squeeze bottle to fit in the fridge.. but I relish all the comments you guys made. - Bryan (59)
An epic exchange of air travel puns in a group chat.
Nobody laughed in work chat. :
My chat full of childless Dad's were on a roll
A sweet old man who stops by to chat when he goes out for a walk told us this joke. (His wife had said "Don't tell anyone your silly joke... It's horrible.")
Old Man : "Never fall in love with a tennis professional."
Us : "Why Not?"
Old Man : "Because love means nothing to them."
Ang meant to say specifically and was roasted in the family chat.
My wife doesn't talk too much, but she LOVES to chat, so I'm joining a support group for compulsive talkers:
Having someone join a voice chat while their parents are vacuuming really sucks.
Thanos, Hulk and Iron Man craeated a geoup chat.
Her: what took you long? Me: you dont say. I just had a chat with our son bout how he should be wearing a proper underwear instead of diapers,
It was just a brief discussion.
My friends wanted to ban me from the group chat for this.
F in the chat
Two peanuts were walking down the street
One was a salted
When my roommate streams on Twitch I like to invade his chat with puns. Thought you might enjoy
Two geese having a chat.....
....”Yes, my husband has gone on a trip to Africa”
“Uganda?”
“ No, I’m a goose, my husband is a gander!”
Pun chat in the tindersphere... Please r/puns, can we have a collective “uggghhhhh” that these people even exist?
So... Heard you like cheesy chat up lines?...
Well you're always going to have a Gouda time with me!... 😉😜
A chat about kicking my nuts when... sorry not sorry
[from a chat] friend: really random side note: my sleeve smells like jam and idk why
Me: were you having a jamboree earlier?
My friend said he wanted a chat over coffee
I said, "There's far more interesting topics than that."
My friend sent a picture in a group chat of her wearing 3 pairs of shades.
I said "You shouldn't go out in public like that. You would look shady." No one responded. I apologized for the lame joke. I tell lame jokes like this all the time and that might have been the last straw. What do I do? Help.
I had an amazing chat with a dolphin earlier who I had just met.
We just clicked.
I am sorry. So, so sorry...
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