What did the quiet shoe say to the chatty, obnoxious shoe?

“Put a sock in it.”

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There's Negative Nancy... Debbie Downer... Chatty Cathy... but where did Peeping Tom come from?

In the bushes, outside the window.

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Dads proudest moment at a restaurant

Dad and I were out to dinner at a nice restaurant. The waitress was young, had a hippy vibe about her, was chatty and during conversation mentioned that she was a vegan.

When Dad ended up ordering the venison, she turned to him with puppy dog eyes and said "But sir, you realise that's a little deer?"

Dad looked up at her, paused and said "That's OK, I think I can afford it".

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📅︎ Sep 18 2013
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