This studious, polite, and respectful girl walked down the catwalk...

I said that's model behavior

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 01 2016
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Dad: Why did the elephant climb the maple tree?

Daughter: (Studiously ignores him).

Dad: To eat some cherries.

Daughter: (Not looking up from her phone). Maple trees don't have cherries, Dad.

Dad: He brought his own.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a smart butt?

A studious gluteus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Beastocity1089
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2020
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