Inquisitive Puns

Por qué pine.

I need to AXE you a question....

Hahaha, my husband is so proud of this joke. Came up with it all on his own.

Warum warum

body expects the Spanish Inquisition!

Nish Inquisition.

I turn to her and say “I bet he don’t have the guts to do that again”

Edit: holy shit y’all this blew up. Thank you master dads. I feel worthy

"Sense us."

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Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

Because no one inspects the Spanish inquisition

 

(For those who don't Monty Python, explaination

because nobody expected you.

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Source: Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal

So I am going to start taking steps to avoid them.

Nobody expects the Spanish ink precision.

The lamp is then fastened by the sea, just so none of the townsfolk get into trouble. One day, an inquisitive young chap opens the lamp and the wizard starts wreaking havoc upon the town. All the scientists gather and decide to chemically dissolve the lamp. But all the chemicals they have fail to work. They try to burn it, melt it and what not but nothing works. Finally one scientist says “I know exactly what we should do. Pour excessive chemicals and try to dissolve it. I know we’ve tried it before but let’s give it another shot.” They bring in acids and other corrosives from the neighbouring cities and pour it on the lamp and it successfully dissolves and the wizard disappears. Everyone is amazed and asks the scientist “How did you know about the extra chemicals?” The bald, black scientist looks at them and says “Oh that’s easy. Moored urn problems require more darn solutions.”

No one will expect the Spinach Inquisition

I wasn't expecting the Spanish inquisition.

I honestly didn't expect so much Spanish Inquisition.

There was a loud noise from the dining room. I walk in to see my wife slumped over the table. She answers my inquisitive look with "I just clocked my knee."

"How fast was it going?"

i was sitting at a counter, eating my lunch, when this guy and his wife come in and start getting really inquisitive about the beer list. they finally order something. after they've had a few sips:

waiter: how's the beer? guy: i don't know, it has a "moorish" taste to it. waiter: ... wife: he means he's going to probably want "more" of it.

part of me wants to believe that this was a successful assist on her part, but then part of me thinks the guy probably feels robbed of the punchline!

This is something I do often and will get a wide variety of actions.

Cashier: Would you like a receipt sir?

Me (with a slightly weirded out and inquisitive expression): Are you sure you want me bringing this back once i'm done with it?

I asked him what chemical it was.

"Caffeine" was his reply.

It was only polite to apologize for my inquisitiveness: It would have kept me up all night trying to work it out.

Por que pine

The Spanish Inquisition...

NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISITION!

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