Wondering Puns

A list of puns related to "Wondering"

I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/EviL-FeaR
📅︎ Feb 12 2021
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,

Then it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/ThatRandomPersonHere
📅︎ Jan 05 2021
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All this drama with hedge funds has me wondering?

Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?

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👤︎ u/Carpe__Cerevisi
📅︎ Jan 28 2021
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I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/the_soviet_union_69
📅︎ Jan 16 2021
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/PsychologicalAd7193
📅︎ Dec 19 2020
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I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/nathanlloyd
📅︎ Dec 27 2020
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My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".

Sorry for going on a tangent

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👤︎ u/callmefinny
📅︎ Dec 21 2020
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I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..

Apparently the paper was Jamming.

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👤︎ u/niloc12
📅︎ Apr 02 2020
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I was wondering what the reason is that dolphins exist...

I mean, what’s their porpoise?

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👤︎ u/Marine1992
📅︎ Oct 29 2020
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At my book club, I was wondering why they were throwing Stephan King books at me.

Then It hit me!

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👤︎ u/Texgymratdad
📅︎ Nov 18 2020
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I was wondering why there are so many stories about vampires in Europe, but not in Africa

and then I realized vampires are killed by holy water...they blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/John_Doez_
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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My daughter texted me wondering why I was so happy all day.

I replied that it was my cake day, but she never reddit.

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👤︎ u/vdi_king
📅︎ Sep 23 2020
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I was wondering what's taking them so long to count all the votes in Nevada

But I realized it's because their work is Neva Dan

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👤︎ u/Idontbelieveinpotato
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I was wondering why my baseball was getting bigger....

But then it hit me!

My little girl shared that with me today💓

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👤︎ u/mqpickens
📅︎ Nov 17 2020
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I was floating around in space wondering why the moon was getting bigger and bigger.

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Pigmandude
📅︎ Sep 09 2020
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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👤︎ u/urak47
📅︎ Sep 23 2019
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I was wondering if this group could help me come up with puns for my husbands promotion watch. It’s an omega speedmaster. He loves puns and I am truest bad at them.
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👤︎ u/Pellersheila
📅︎ Jul 09 2020
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I was always wondering why hammers fall down.

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Burn_Stick
📅︎ Jul 25 2020
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Incase you were wondering what Willie Nelson's full name REALLY is,

It's "Willie Nilly Nelson"

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👤︎ u/NotA_Drug_Dealer
📅︎ Sep 04 2020
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Some people were wondering why I like American cheese so much

It’s cause it’s free

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👤︎ u/The-feel-when
📅︎ Aug 09 2020
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Ever since the pandemic started, I’ve been wondering why my food delivery drivers have all been wearing glasses.

I had forgotten that contactless delivery was required.

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👤︎ u/A-T-P
📅︎ Jun 26 2020
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Wilford Brimley died recently. And it left me wondering...

...did he die a man? Or did he die a beetus?

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👤︎ u/cadet311
📅︎ Aug 02 2020
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In case you were wondering, chocolate identifies as female.

Preferred pronouns are Her/she

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👤︎ u/kingofthewildducks
📅︎ Jan 29 2020
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Just wondering, if you push the buttons on a calculator really fast ...

... does it become a calcu-earlier?

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👤︎ u/AustralianGroan
📅︎ Apr 16 2020
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A man's three daughters are wondering how they got their names...

"Daddy, why is my name Violet?" the first girl asks.

"Because a violet fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"Daddy, why is my name Rose?" the second girl asks.

"Because a rose fell on your head when you were born, dear," her father answers.

"My favorite color is potato," the third girl says.

"Shut up, Brick!"

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👤︎ u/InkFoxPrints
📅︎ Nov 29 2019
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I hung there, wondering if someone would cut me down at the last second.

The suspense was killing me.

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👤︎ u/Strawbalicious
📅︎ May 10 2020
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I was wondering where I left my passport

But I had no ID

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👤︎ u/yakkslapper
📅︎ Mar 07 2020
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger

And then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/wilhelmfart
📅︎ Feb 13 2021
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I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/mr_mike-2004
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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I stayed up all night, wondering where the sun went.

And then it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/Feels_Bad_Man19
📅︎ Nov 27 2020
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Standing in the park, I was wondering why a frisbee looks larger the closer it gets

and then it hit me

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👤︎ u/aresbeast
📅︎ Oct 09 2020
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So I was wondering why Vampires don't go to Africa

I found out they blessed the rains down in Africa

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👤︎ u/Thesaltyscarlet
📅︎ Nov 19 2020
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Standing at the park today wondering why does a frisbee appears larger the closer it gets..

And then it hit me! I didn't see that one coming

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👤︎ u/MainScientist6
📅︎ Nov 05 2020
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I stood in the park wondering why a frisbee gets bigger the closer it gets to you.

Then it hit me.

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👤︎ u/Joe9455426
📅︎ Oct 07 2020
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I kept wondering why the ball was floating in front of me

then it hit me

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👤︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
📅︎ Aug 01 2020
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I was up all night wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/Toph125
📅︎ Jul 12 2020
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I spent all night wondering where the sun went...

Then it dawned on me!

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👤︎ u/TheDude9737
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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Shout out to people wondering what the opposite of in is.
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👤︎ u/yaboi79
📅︎ Jun 19 2019
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I stayed up all night wondering where the sun went after it set.

finally it dawned on me.

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👤︎ u/thetallestwizard
📅︎ Mar 22 2020
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I was wondering, why does a Frisbee appear larger the closer it gets?

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/studentadvisor101
📅︎ Jun 02 2020
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I was wondering why there was music coming from printer....

Then I realised the paper was jammin

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👤︎ u/B-man44
📅︎ Oct 01 2019
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I was wondering why this frisbee kept looking bigger and bigger.

Then it hit ne.

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👤︎ u/RobRoy333
📅︎ Jun 03 2020
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I was wondering why that frisbee was getting bigger

And then it hit me

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👤︎ u/Yellossss
📅︎ May 13 2020
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I was wondering why the car was getting bigger

Then it hit me

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👤︎ u/submitted2me
📅︎ Feb 13 2020
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I was up all night, wondering where the sun went

Then it dawned on me

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👤︎ u/fatheraabed
📅︎ May 12 2020
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