I making a game full of terrible, wonderful, puns. What do you guys think?
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︎ Mar 14 2019
Bill Bryson's dad vs the San Andreas Fault
I went and saw author Bill Bryson speak last night and he told us how his dad used to make the most wonderful puns. I'll paraphrase best I can:
They had traveled from Iowa to California on vacation, and they were driving along the coast. They stopped at an informational plaque at the San Andreas Fault, and his dad walked straight up to the huge crack in the ground and threw a quarter in. When the kids asked why he did that, he simply responded "I've always wanted to be generous to a fault."
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︎ Nov 16 2014
Anyone ever wonder why dads have so many great jokes?
We have a dad-abase full of them.
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︎ Feb 19 2021
I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet?
I asked my 18 brothers and sisters and they don't know either.
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︎ Jan 21 2021
What does Wonder Woman do before she goes to bed?
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︎ Jan 08 2021
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was
And then it dawned on me.
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︎ Feb 25 2021
I was wondering why the ball was getting bigger
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︎ Feb 12 2021
Ever wonder what happened to the Jolly Green Giant?
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︎ Feb 19 2021
Ever wonder the gender of an ant? Do the water test.
If it sinks itβs a girl ant. If it floats however...
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︎ Jan 16 2021
Do you ever wonder if a cow thinks her calf who won't nurse.....
Is an utter disappointment?
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︎ Jan 31 2021
I wonder if the host of Jeopardy! absorbed all the trivia he used as answers... he woulda been mighty intelligent...
It would have made him a smart Alec.
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︎ Mar 02 2021
I've often wondered, are people with photographic memories born with that ability..
..or does it just take time to develop ?
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︎ Jan 21 2021
It's the most wonderful thyme of the year...
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︎ Dec 25 2020
So yall know how people used wooden dentures in the 19th century? I wonder if women ever tried or thought of using the same idea to increase boob size.
That would be something, now wooden tit?
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︎ Jan 11 2021
I wonder, will glass coffins be popular someday?
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︎ Jan 12 2021
All this drama with hedge funds has me wondering?
Are they the same thing as my landscaping budget?
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︎ Jan 28 2021
I probably won't see Wonder Woman 1984 when it comes out.
I still haven't seen Wonder Woman 2 through 1983.
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︎ Dec 24 2020
My Toyota truck was great, but now it's Wonderful
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︎ Oct 31 2020
I wonder how this music would sound?
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︎ Dec 23 2020
I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger,
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︎ Dec 09 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around.
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︎ Nov 15 2020
I was wondering why frisbees get bigger as they get closer to you....
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︎ Jan 16 2021
I wonder if there will be a term for a President whoβs been impeached twice
At least I know there wonβt be two terms!
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︎ Jan 14 2021
DC and Warner Bros are creating a new Wonder Man movie
They even got a new actor to play the main role: Guy Gadot.
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︎ Jan 14 2021
I wonder if they'll write a book about Ellen Page's transformation into Elliot
They should.
It'll be a real Page-turner!
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︎ Dec 02 2020
Iβve always wondered what itβs like to be a telephone pole...
I bet it would be electrifying
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Why is it called a wonder bra?
Because when you take it off you wonder where the titties went.
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︎ Dec 08 2020
Standing in the park, I was wondering why a Frisbee gets larger the closer it gets.
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︎ Dec 19 2020
I was stood in a field the other day wondering why the frisbee coming towards me was getting bigger
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︎ Dec 27 2020
Have you ever wondered why the winner of all the Miss Universe contest...
...always came from Earth ?
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︎ Dec 14 2020
My dad's not allowed to speak Japanese, let alone teach the language. But there's nothing that says he can't teach Japanese cooking and geography. So far, I just learned the cooking tools and the location of the country.
This is Japan, this is ja-spatula, this is ja-whisk, this is ja-wok, this is ja-mixer, this is ja-fork, this is ja-spoon, and these are ja-chopsticks.
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︎ Jan 24 2021
My 6 year old daughter set up a party and led me to the registration sheet. It said "Sine here". Now I am wondering if there is another sheet that says "Cosine there".
Sorry for going on a tangent
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︎ Dec 21 2020
I have always wondered when chickens communicate, do they use 'fowl' language?
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︎ Oct 22 2020
I wonder
How much deeper the ocean would be without sponges.
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Ever wonder how spider makes a circle-shaped web perfectly?
Because it's sΟder we're talking about.
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︎ Dec 10 2020
Stevie Wonder's wife just filed for divorce
He didn't see that coming at all
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︎ Dec 18 2020
I was wondering why Music was coming from my printer..
Apparently the paper was Jamming.
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︎ Apr 02 2020
Ever wondered what to say to your sister when sheβs crying ?
βAre you having a crisis ?β
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︎ Apr 18 2020
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger and bigger
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︎ Feb 13 2021
I stayed up all night wondering where the sun was,
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︎ Jan 05 2021
I wondered why my daughter was throwing all my Stephen King books around the room. And thenβ¦
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︎ Nov 18 2020
At my book club, I wondered why they were throwing Stephen King novels around...
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︎ Nov 17 2020
I was wondering why the ball kept getting bigger
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︎ Nov 27 2020
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