Need Hope puns!
So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope
I hope I didn't burger this one up!
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
“Photobomb!” No pun intended.
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.
I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.
Hope that job doesn’t suck
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
Maybe they should CRISPR target Coronavirus with a bunch of memes and hope it goes viral
Hope you have a good one!
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
I hope he said Tank you later xD
I hope when they're older all the coronials
Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
I hope not to let everyone down
True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?
With out hesitation I say: the number 7?
Never did find out what else was odd
A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
hopefully this wasnt posted here yet; found this on r/memes
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
Whoever created autocorrect,
Not sure if this is allowed here. But I thought I’d give it a try.
I’m buying a stand mixer for my SO’s birthday.
I was looking to add a note to the gift that’s punny.
“I hope the treats you make with this are as sweet as you”. That ones terrible. I think?
But I would definitely love some help. Thank you.
September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.
Whoever screwed this up—- I hope he got stabbed.
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
I hope I never lose my hearing.
It would be ear replaceable.