Need Hope puns!

So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope

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I hope you understand
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Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
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β€œPhotobomb!” No pun intended.
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What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?

A Bison.

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I hope it does
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πŸ‘€︎ u/stont753
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my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.

I know he means well.

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When he found out I was sick, my friend messaged me, hoping that I will quickly find a deep hole in a ground full of water.

I'm happy he wished me to get well soon.

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Hope that job doesn’t suck
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I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......

I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer

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Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
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Maybe they should CRISPR target Coronavirus with a bunch of memes and hope it goes viral
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Hope you have a good one!
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Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
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What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?

Whizdom

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Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.

wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.

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I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.

Then it goes downhill fast.

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I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
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Hope their Naan is okay!
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I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
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I apologise if this isn't allowed.

New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.

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I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...

... but they've all been quarantined.

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Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?

He’s an imi-tater...

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I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
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I hope he said Tank you later xD
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I hope when they're older all the coronials

Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens

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Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
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What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
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I hope not to let everyone down

True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?

With out hesitation I say: the number 7?

Never did find out what else was odd

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A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
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There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.

No pun in ten did.

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hopefully this wasnt posted here yet; found this on r/memes
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This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
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I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...

But now he's just sluggish

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Whoever created autocorrect,

I hope you burn in hello

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Pun request?

Not sure if this is allowed here. But I thought I’d give it a try.

I’m buying a stand mixer for my SO’s birthday. I was looking to add a note to the gift that’s punny. β€œI hope the treats you make with this are as sweet as you”. That ones terrible. I think?

But I would definitely love some help. Thank you.

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September, October, November, and December should have been the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th month.

Whoever screwed this upβ€”- I hope he got stabbed.

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I hope newt
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This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
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Hope he got backups
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I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal

I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....

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I hope I never lose my hearing.

It would be ear replaceable.

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