Need Hope puns!
So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope
What a breadful incident! Seriously dough, I hope they get batter soon.
Hope that this hasn't been posted before.
My son said he hopes for my cake day I get what's coming to me...
I told him, "that's Karma"
I hope everyone's having a...
I sure hope Elon Musk doesn't get into a scandal.
Yeah. Elongate could stretch out forever.
I hope that the universe keeps on expanding forever so all the heat runs out some day. It means that eventually things are gonna be 0 K
I hope this one isn’t too cheesy
I hope this quarantine end soon.
I'm sick and tired of telling inside jokes.
I bought an imitation diamond engagement ring to propose to my Irish girlfriend on St Patrick's day. I just hope she doesn't notice..
Mom here but hope you like it. Why do skeletons stay calm?
Nothing gets under their skin
I had a sheer hope that they’ll get it
An old friend once told me he hopes I fall into a deep hole filled with water. .
But I know he means well.
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal
I hope Elon Musk never gets into a scandal….
Elon-gate would be really drawn out.
I hope the standards of this sub are low enough
I hope I didn't burger this one up!
Hope that job doesn’t suck
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
I hope it doesn't get sticky again...
Told my wife that every time I cook rice I get separation anxiety.
She facepalmed and sighed and at that moment I thought this might be a worthy contribution to the subreddit.
A woman entered an online pun contest. She submitted ten different puns in the hope that at least one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
Archeologists will be digging for a lost village near my home. I hope they find some signs of life.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
My sister had a baby, she hopes it’ll save the relationship...
But I still don’t talk to her
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
What did the pregnant LGBTQ buffalo hope she was having?
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
I hope he said Tank you later xD
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
I hope not to let everyone down
True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?
With out hesitation I say: the number 7?
Never did find out what else was odd
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
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