Hopeful most will get this
I was hopeful that my dad would return because I was told dads were like boomerangs
But then I remembered that I didn't throw my dad at a 20-degree angle
My girlfriend got asked on a date, but the hopeful player fell flat.
Need Hope puns!
So I have this friend who I call Hope (which she finds annoying btw) so I want to tell her hope puns to annoy her. Please help, you're my only hope
Here’s a little early access to a pun I made. I’m not sure if this joke has been said before but I hope not. I love making up puns
I really hope Santa can figure out how to make all his deliveries this year due to Covid-19......
I hear he just ran out of santa-tizer
my friend just told me, 'I hope you die in a deep hole filled with water'.
Hope that job doesn’t suck
Hope a large fraction of y'all have a sense of humour
Hope you have a good one!
Hope you are WW2 aviation fans...
I’ve always had such high hopes for skiing.
Then it goes downhill fast.
What's a doctor hope to gain from a urine test?
I hope you haven't seen this before, but it needs to be reposted.
Imagine being held at gunpoint by (bear with me) a literate animal, and the only hope of rescue is (BEAR WITH ME) posting a coded message on social media.
wHo the hEll would beLieve such a thing can hapPen.
I apologise if this isn't allowed.
New to this subreddit. I know the point of this thing is to share funny jokes, but since I'm a newbie I hope you'll allow me this one opportunity to make a serious but friendly PSA: If you're lucky enough to have a father, don't take him for granted. Even when they scold or punish you, trust their judgement, it's likely for good reason even if you can't see it at the time. When I was a child I narrowly avoided a horrific accident in which 4 of my friends were electrocuted at a playground we used to play on every day after school. I used to hate my old man for being so strict and disciplining me when all of my friends got to run wild, but if it weren't for him I definitely would have been electrocuted too that day. But I wasn't. I was grounded.
I hope this is (Swiss) cheesy enough for my first post
I was hoping some anti-lockdown subs would appear in Popular...
... but they've all been quarantined.
Made this one up myself. Hope you like! Did you know there is a Mr Potatohead knock off?
I hope you all enjoy this terrible joke I made
I hope when they're older all the coronials
Will refer to themselves as quaran-teens
I hope he said Tank you later xD
I hope not to let everyone down
True story. Wife was cooking dinner and says you know what's odd?
With out hesitation I say: the number 7?
Never did find out what else was odd
A piece I just finished working on, hope you all like it :)
What-a-rack! Made these for my boyfriend's birthday. Hope you guys like them.
There was the person who sent ten puns to friends, with the hope that at least one of the puns would make them laugh.
Hope this one doesn’t blow up on me.
hopefully this wasnt posted here yet; found this on r/memes
This isn’t mine and I don’t know who made it, but it’s been on my phone for so many years and I haven’t seen it on here yet. I hope you all love it as much as I do.
I took the shell off of my racing snail in hopes that he'd be lighter and faster...
But now he's just sluggish
The Egyptian government has asked Cairo’s taxi drivers to drive around and sound their horns in the hope that familiar sounds will help calm the residents following the pandemic.
Operation Toot And Calm ‘Em will last a week.
This is my first comic so I hope it doesn't get ghosted
I hope I never lose my hearing.
It would be ear replaceable.
I submitted nearly a dozen entries to a dad joke competition, hoping one would win.
Unfortunately, no pun in ten did.
I hope Elon Musk never gets caught up in a major scandal
I just imagine Elon-Gate would be really drawn out....
I put original copies of "The Fall of the House of Usher", "The Murders in the Rue Morgue", "The Pit and the Pendulum" and "The Tell-Tale Heart" on credit hoping to pay them off slowly. Unfortunately, I couldn't make all payments...
Man, 2020 is rough. But I have a little bit of hope for you.
Hope this clasifies as a pun.
I really hope I don't get addicted to German sausage again
Those days were the Wurst.
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