Everyone was excited at the Autopsy club.
I was excited to get a large can of fine meat from Amazon.
But it turned out to be spam.
My daughter got out of choir practice. She was talking about who her favorite conductors were, and was really excited about her favorite ones, because she said they were very good conductors.
Did they stick their fingers in an electrical socket?
"No... Why..?"
Well, then, how do you know if they were good conductors or not?
Everyone's excited that 2020 is ending...
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
I told my husband I was excited to see who's nose our baby has on the ultrasound, his reply...
he can't have my nose, I need it!
I’m excited it see Pun: The Musical
Frankenstein was excited
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
I’m excited for Jan 1, 2021
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
Apparently Orion wasn't too excited about his new belt.
My wife said she wanted to take me out. I was so excited...
Until I saw the body bag.
People who wear glasses must be excited for next year.
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
My wife was very excited to finally introduce our kids to her sister...
I was really excited when my wife bought me a book for my birthday called “69 Mating Positions”.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
What did the overly excited Gardner do when spring finally came?
I know an archaeologist who found a human leg bone during an excavation. The other archaeologists got excited and went over to help him.
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
I’m so excited! Scientists have tested cloning on humans.
I got an antique dosimeter from USSR and I was pretty excited.
Then I noticed it only measures comrads.
My date was really excited when I invited her over for cocktails, but she left extremely disappointed.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I came home with a salamander on my shoulder and my son, all excited, shouted, "What's his name!?” Smiling, I replied, “Tiny!" My kid laughed and asked, “What an odd name, why do you call him Tiny?”
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
We were all excited about our mountaineering trip, but then our friend Max chickened out.
He has always been an anti climb Max.
I've never been excited over drill bits...
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
In NYC, after these difficult times many people were excited the Lego store was finally reopening.
People were outside lined up for blocks.
I wasn’t too excited when I caught on fire.
Sent my dad a nearby dive photo of sea lions in kelp & told him it made me officially excited to do local/non-tropical dives... his reply?
Well, that seals the deal!
It got a good laugh out of me. Photo here for the curious.
Have you seen how excited Alaskans get about their hobbies?
If you’re excited for the Dungeons in D&D...
My Dad is really excited that I play the same musical instrument he does. I'm not sure if it's worth it,
since he calls me "Tuba Good In Junior"
Everyone was really excited when we got rid of the dynamite by burying it.
I was so excited, I went straight to the punch bowl
Only afterwards did I realize I cut off the punchline
You should be excited about the end of this decade
It happens only once in 10 years
I was excited to tell my friends I got a job at the fake foot store, but they wouldn't believe me.
Everyone kept saying it was a faux toe shop.
Really excited to be going to this rock concert, I'd love to crowdsurf but I'm slightly concerned
I might get a bit carried away.
I was excited to see a theater piece about puns...
...but it was just a play on words.
Why am I excited for my wedding anniversary trip?
It's going to be a trip of a wifetime...
My son was excited when I said we had a new barbeque.
He wasn't happy when he saw the line of plastic dolls in the garden.
Why were the group of coroners excited?
Because it was open Mike night!
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club.
I was excited to join the Autopsy Club
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
So excited for autopsy club!
Everyone was excited to be at our autopsy club this evening.
I was so excited that 2020 is almost over.
Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club
Everyone was excited at the Autopsy Club...
Everyone was excited about the Autopsy Club meeting...
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