Udder destruction.
It was Sir Eel.
The charge was quite severe.
It's good to keep up on current events.
Shorts
He refused
Family and friends are stunned...
It’s called acoustic Qatar.
I bet it would be electrifying
I was shocked
I was shocked but he wasn't
It’s pretty shocking
I was in complete Shock.
The man was electrifying.
Now I'm on a highway to hell
All that I can say is that the atmosphere is absolutely electrifying.
I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D
Me: "Any two-watt bulbs?"
Clerk: "For what?"
Me: "That'll do. I'll take two."
Clerk: "Two what?"
Me: "I thought you didn't have any. "
Clerk: "Any what?"
Me: "Yes please."
Man, I knew my presence wasn’t exactly electrifying, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.
e: this actually happened this morning, the power is still out right now, still got over half charge on my phone but no idea if I’ll be able to charge it later...
My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.
Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?
Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.
Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying
Dad: OP, Watt??
Dad: The puns are the current thing.
Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.
Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!
Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK
Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.
Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good
The Dad is strong, too strong.
It was electrifying conversation.
Friend: "I'm going to a class on defibrillator use" Me: "I'm sure it'll be electrifying"
Friend: So I almost killed myself with jumper cables tonight.
Me: Sounds electrifying!
Friend: Ha. Nice.
Me: Thanks! Glad it didn't shock you!
I could almost see her rolling her eyes through the phone.
