Pro-state cancer
Sometimes I get so excited that I wet my plants
"Stairs don't talk!"
...but forget that the year after 2021 is 2020 too
he can't have my nose, I need it!
Back to the drawing, bored
It’s a play on words
It was open Mike night!
Being a well driller, I often dream I could drill right to the center of the earth.
If I didn't have such a great imagination my job would be just boring.
It was his first 'body-building' competition.
Then I can finally say that hindsight is 2020.
He only gave it 3 stars.
Until I saw the body bag.
My wife was complaining about how i'm not spontanious or creative, unless it involves terrible jokes, so i went out and got a tattoo (my first one). But since im not very creative i had them tattoo a pic of my thermos from work. I went home all excited and showed her my new tattoo! She was really confused about it. She looked at it for awhile and when she went to touch it i yelled at her not to touch the thermos tat. I think she's leaving me now :(
I woke up every 2 hours and cried.
..it's really hard to find the happy Medium.
It was Auntie Climactic.
It's Groundbreaking work.
Turns out it’s about Chess strategies.
He wet his plants!
It's the first time they'll see 2020.
Ground beef.
(My Dad was very excited to tell me this during our video chat tonight)
Its just really axilla rating.
it really gives me butterflies
Turned out to be quite the shin dig.
Im beside myself
Then I noticed it only measures comrads.
She didn’t want to hear stories about my rooster.
I explained, “Because...he’s my newt!"
Flush!
He has always been an anti climb Max.
I told him they will be mist
So I'm pretty excited for the new year!
I was so excited to finally this book! It’s a book about anti gravity.
I couldn’t put it down!
...I've always considered them to be boring tools.
They fear that the social distancing measures could push people over the edge.
Soo.. a little background: my mother was about to visit for a walk outside the next day when this dialogue happened; also: my native language is german and i don't know if this very common in english as well, but my daughter calls my mother <stgm_at's-mother-first-name>-gramma. for the sake of this post let's assume her name is elizabeth.
so here goes...
(i enter the living room; wife & daughter sitting on the couch)
daughter: (in a moderately excited voice) hey dad, you know who's going to visit us tomorrow?
me: (acting as if i didn't know) don't know, who?
daughter: elizabeth-gramma.
me: huh, really, but do you know who is also going to visit us?
(daughter looks at me even more excited, there was defenitely a twinkle in her eye; wife looks at me sceptical)
daughter: don't know, who?
me: my mum.
(cue rolling eyes and groan from my wife and laughter from my daughter)
People were outside lined up for blocks.
Wednesday’s are Open Mike Night.
It was open Mike night.
Then I realized after 2021 is 2020 too.
It was open Mike night.
it was open Mike night
It was open Mike night.
