Two Engineering Buddies in an Electrifying Pun Fight
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gaubstopper
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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I heard it was an electrifying experience
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πŸ‘€︎ u/90059bethezip
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2019
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(X-post) A man was found guilty of electrifying a guy to his death.

The charge was quite severe.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2018
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Did you hear the recent electrifying news about a drunken idiot who climbed a power pole and got the crap shocked out of him?

It's good to keep up on current events.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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Those puns sure are electrifying imgur.com/4pJGLDo
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πŸ‘€︎ u/_dysthymia
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2016
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What an electrifying conversation!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ellynmeh
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2016
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What do you call electrified h2o?

Watter

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Orion_Levy2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2020
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What do you get when a cow jumps over an electrified barbed-wire fence?

Udder destruction.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealTheAsh
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2020
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I dreamed I met a long snake-like fish who had been knighted by the queen.

It was Sir Eel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zenpod
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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The man who invented the TASER has suddenly died

Family and friends are stunned...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bobbylake71
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
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I asked an electrician to fix an electrical issue at my house

He refused

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2020
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What is a electricians least favourite peace of clothing?

Shorts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The-Lazy-Lemur
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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I’ve always wondered what it’s like to be a telephone pole...

I bet it would be electrifying

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sativa588
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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TIL: There is a tiny region in Qatar that is yet to be electrified.

It’s called acoustic Qatar.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2019
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I found out my toaster isn't waterproof

I was shocked

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlenotyou
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2020
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Have you heard of the man who survived the electric chair

I was shocked but he wasn't

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dazar0766gaming
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Did you ever see how wires are made?

It’s pretty shocking

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2020
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I found out that my Toaster wasn't waterproof...

I was in complete Shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Paradoxthefirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2019
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Say what you want about Nikola Tesla

The man was electrifying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/smithsea2
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
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I charged my satnav from an AC/DC charger...

Now I'm on a highway to hell

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cyberneticpencil
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2019
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Today I discovered what a taser does

It was shocking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Koisdu
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2018
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How do electric cars get into battle?

They charge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/N1CET1M
πŸ“…︎ Jun 23 2017
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If you ever wonder what its like to work at a power station

All that I can say is that the atmosphere is absolutely electrifying.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jesusloveskfc
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2019
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Need help with Zeus puns.

I am doing an extra credit project where I am making a "Date Me" page for the Greek god Zeus. Any puns (cheesy or not) are greatly appreciated. Thank you! :D

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SimonRB
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2014
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I went to the home store

Me: "Any two-watt bulbs?"

Clerk: "For what?"

Me: "That'll do. I'll take two."

Clerk: "Two what?"

Me: "I thought you didn't have any. "

Clerk: "Any what?"

Me: "Yes please."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/freewave07
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2017
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feeling emotional...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LovelessMotel
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2012
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I walked into the office and literally seconds later the power went out

Man, I knew my presence wasn’t exactly electrifying, but you don’t have to be a dick about it.

e: this actually happened this morning, the power is still out right now, still got over half charge on my phone but no idea if I’ll be able to charge it later...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/teuast
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2018
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I challenged, I failed. Dad triumphs.

My friend asked this on her wall on facebook.

Anyone else suffering from electricity shortage?

Dad: Nope. That would be shocking! Or revolting.

Me: Ohmm...These puns are so ampty..needs to be more electrifying

Dad: OP, Watt??

Dad: The puns are the current thing.

Me: I hope nobody breaks the circuit of these puns.

Dad: Wire you worried about that? They'll just socket to ya!

Me: This is such a Polarity moment. Say Cheese, Brofs SPARK

Dad: Don't be negative. Try alternating. It's not terminal.

Me: You have bested me, You win. #dadjokes too good

The Dad is strong, too strong.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kurizmax
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2014
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My friends and I were talking about power plugs the other day.

It was electrifying conversation.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waryur
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2017
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Dad-fibrillator

Friend: "I'm going to a class on defibrillator use" Me: "I'm sure it'll be electrifying"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tzvibish
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2016
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Dad-joked my friend today

Friend: So I almost killed myself with jumper cables tonight.

Me: Sounds electrifying!

Friend: Ha. Nice.

Me: Thanks! Glad it didn't shock you!

I could almost see her rolling her eyes through the phone.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OhTheMemories
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2014
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