I used to be a turnstile,

but got tired of being pushed around so much.

📷

👍︎ 13
💬︎
👤︎ u/shagminer
📅︎ May 04 2020
🚨︎ report
Man walking through turnstile at airport is going to Bangkok
👍︎ 4
💬︎
👤︎ u/lozz2103
📅︎ Sep 20 2018
🚨︎ report
What does a dad say at the lift?

See you later, elevator.

👍︎ 11
💬︎
👤︎ u/erdit1234
📅︎ Dec 03 2020
🚨︎ report
How my Dad deals with queue jumpers...

A man pushes in front of me and my Dad in the queue for the turnstiles at a football match

Dad - Do you like fish?

Queue Jumper - Yes, why?

Dad - Because there's a Plaice for you at the back of the line.

👍︎ 8
💬︎
📅︎ Apr 24 2016
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.