She just buries her head in the sand like an off switch.
An Ohmelet
Cheeriohms!
The offer was irresistible.
Instead of just thermistors and resistors, why can't there also be thermissuses and resistresses?
He couldn’t resistor.
Before every battle, the resistors meditate saying, "ohm..."
rule 6 compliance section: >!It's an aluminum-shelled resistor. The person trying to escape would be a resistor, but would be put in a car, which are about 9 percent aluminum, if this shitty article I found online is to be believed: https://auto.howstuffworks.com/under-the-hood/auto-manufacturing/5-materials-used-in-auto-manufacturing3.htm the car would be the metal shell.!<
>!also I found online that walking at 5 km/h takes around 100W of energy, so I went with 200W because I figured trying to escape the police while prone probably takes around double the effort.!<
Me: "Uh, no..."
Dad: "It went viral."
Me: ಠ_ಠ
He couldn't resistor.
I was demonstrating for a physics lab today and we were doing an electricity experiment, building circuits and measuring voltage and current with various configurations of resistors.
One pair asked me to look at their results so I picked up the paper and started to shake my head with a scowl on my face.
Girl: What is it? What's wrong?
Me: It's these results.... they're shocking...
After a second of being genuinely worried, they realised I was laughing and looked at me angrily.
Guy: That was terrible.
Me: Sorry, I just couldn't resist.
Cue Groans
My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here's how the conversation went:
"Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?"
"Why"
"He couldn't resistor!"
"... get out of my garage"
My friend lost his keys to his locker full of electronic circuitry, wires and similar stuff. He told me he lockpicked it open and I asked him if he has freed the resistors.
Because he couldn’t resistor.
