Why did the diode kiss the capacitor?

He couldn't resistor.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boobeepbop
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I finally found a flux capacitor online! amazon.com/Borax-Flux-8-O…
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πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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The Blitz of Puns

It really grinds my gears when people say stick-shift is obsolete.

Most people like their music bass-boosted, but it seems like too much treble.

When an astronaut drinks tea, he takes a big space-sip.

The best electricity puns are live wires. Coppers really don’t know how to resist these in a coil. If you make enough of this type of pun you can really blow their fuses. You need to be smart about how you conduct these so you don’t overload your capacitors.

The only kind of rap I like is the wrapping paper on gifts.

Scissors always cut to the point.

Airplane puns always fly overhead. You have to be careful so you don’t stall out. Always use better judgement so you nose how to dive. When used correctly, this pun classification can really propel to infinity and beyond. However, if misused, the fall from grace is full of turbulence.

When working with electricity puns always make sure to be grounded to prevent shocking results.

Mr. Tea says, ”Don’t be a fool, stay in school!”

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What does a time machine need in order to go back to the era of the 3 stooges?

A Nyucks Capacitor

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2016
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Dadjoked my friend while working on an electronics project

My friend and I are working on an electronics projects and he was trying to figure out what kind of resistor he needed. Here's how the conversation went:
"Hey, why did the diode kiss the capacitor?"
"He couldn't resistor!"
"... get out of my garage"

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2014
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