My uncle was a ventriloquist dummy. He died drinking furniture polish.

It was a slow death but a beautiful finish.

Heard this one on Whose Line last night. Credit to Ryan Stiles.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mosk915
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I try to make a lasting impression upon people when I ride the subway...

I enter with stile.

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